10 reasons why Debbie will leave Roger
 

1. He apparently cheated on her multiple times (John Daly’s former wife / teenage girl / etc…)
2. He used to make out with Babe Ruth’s shrine before each Yankee start
3. Couldn’t come up with any other letters in the alphabet to name his kids
4. Used to call her “Skip”
5. Threw her under the bus at the Congressional hearings telling the world not only that she was a drug user but also that she was alone with another man in their bedroom
6. Everytime he gave up more than three runs in the first four innings of a game he would limp off the field with a groin pull
7. He had another man touching his butt (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
8. He made her carry his luggage through the airport
9. He dis-remembered her name one night
10. That he lacked the manhood to take the ball in the 9th inning of the frigging inning clinching World Series in 1986

where's she gonna go?
 

Dallas? :hihi:

If she does she will be a rich lady and good for her. I hope she takes him to the cleaners

he'd never let THAT happen,

and doan forget, Dubya, is one of his pals! i mean if his connections
can cause Congress to jump thru hoops and beat his drum..........

if she ever did leave him, an untimely death on her part
would NOT surprise me in the least bit ~given the peeps that he knows and the levels that Texans will stoop to to protect one of their Favorite Sons, Son!!

OJ?

Roget?

what's the difference? both are SUPER arrogant pricks with tons of dough and twice as much EGO. of course OJ's monies have dwindled quite a bit since he got away with a DOUBLE MURDER, one being the MOTHER of his children!!!! :af: :af:

sports icons have it sooooo rough these days :bl: :bl: :bl:

Ahh yes, GW will bail him out.
One of the last things a out going president does is hand out a bunch of pardons.
Roger will get one for sure :conf:

Reason # 1
Don't they say Steriods cause the male parts to shrink !!!!:rotf3:

She won't leave him. He might take back those boobs he bought her.

10 more reasons:

1.) the batteries went dead in her vibrator

2.) she's tired of smelling perfume that she doesn't own

3.) paparazzi are making her miss to many shopping ops

4.) Life suddenly just became too complicated

5.) the long term effects of steroids no longer run deep :o

6.) Europe is calling... and she likes their accent

7.) she has her cake.....but no longer wants ta eat it too

8.) there's a romantic interest in a girl friend that had the same thing happen to her

9.) she needs a darker tan

10.) she's heard of a new clinic that will take ten years off ya. :btu: