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BigFish

05-08-2008 01:34 PM

Seal Joke Thread!

What do you call six seals shot to death?

:huh:

I would call it a good start!!:hihi::rotflmao::laughs::bl::uhuh:

Please feel free to add your own....."DEAD SEAL" jokes!:bgi:

ThomCat

05-08-2008 02:16 PM

:rocketem:Musta been using a revolver, shoulda got NINE!!!!:eyes:

The Dad Fisherman

05-08-2008 04:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUSsRrgUOd8

Redsoxticket

05-08-2008 05:23 PM

Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".

ThomCat

05-08-2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redsoxticket (Post 588359)

Baby seal goes into a bar, the Barman says "What will it be?".
The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club on the rocks!".

:cheers: :jester: PRICELESS!!!!! :rotflmao:

redcrbbr

05-09-2008 11:18 AM

Why do seals swim in salt water?

A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

redcrbbr

05-09-2008 11:19 AM

What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?

A: "Dam!"

redcrbbr

05-09-2008 11:28 AM

dumb

http://www.cracked.com/video_14323_p...baby-seal.html

redcrbbr

05-09-2008 11:30 AM

Q: What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

A: They both like a tight seal!

johnny ducketts

05-09-2008 05:19 PM

A lady takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic checks the the car and
tells the lady "It looks like you blew a seal" the lady answers back
wiping her mouth "No, that just a little mayonaise from lunch!"

Slammer223

05-09-2008 10:48 PM

I just made one up.What's the difference between a gasket and a seal?A gasket doesn't bleed when you shoot it.Yes,I've been drinking.

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