So your at your spot and you have to drop a duece?
 

It's GO time.. :eek:
there's a blitz allright... but it's comming from the wendys you chowed an hour ago..

what do you do?

you run to the truck, grab that roll of scottissue that you keep in a plastic shopping bag, find a nice spot in the dunes, and drop that bad boy like its hot.

I knew this one was coming.Always happens so I fish prepared.I wear astronaut diapers.It's kinda nice the little extra warmth in the cold seasons.

Poop in a googins white bucket:buds:

set a chum line in the water :hihi:

Another ONE sock night. Right ,Fish Eye!!:rotf2:

Release the "Brown Trout" to fight another day!:jester:

Pre all nighter ritual-- pop an immodium >>AKA: FISHERMANS CANDY

drop it dead center of the trail :gorez:

:laughs::laughs::laughs:
Vic, sounds like the voice of experience

Ask Mikey

thats what the white bucket's for :wid:

that's why I were two t-shirts on nights that I can't get it done before heading out.

Well, as an angler, you have a "Shop List" for all of the Shops along the way so it only goes to prove you should have a Shi, umm List, you get the point

Always keep mountain money with handy...and always keep an eye out for a good place for Mooshi Island to be formed...

that's what I do.... and if I am to far from the truck.... I grab my knife... cut the skivvies off and use them....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...es/gottago.gif

oh man, this happened to me hardcore one night last season, luckily my fishing partner knew of a port a potti nearby. from that point on, I make sure I know where the closest one is

Baby wipes. Keep a small packet on you for cleaning your hands or for what ever else pops up/out. Try having to go in the middle of the Maine Woods in 10 degree temps while wearing full riding gear.

I have left my mark on Prudence and Patience islands a few times last year.

The Canal has porta-johns at strategic locations ;)

I can knock out a coyotes eye at 10 paces.:1poke:

The cat has been dead for three years but thank God for his sorry rump because I used to buy litter in those high, squarish buckets that are spot on perfect for heaving Habana at 2 AM (lined with plastic bags of course). I always hope it's trash night were I'm fishing cause otherwise it goes in the Tim Horton's dumpstahhh :hihi:

will go home wearing 1 sock ...

Ditto, but we call it 'the sponge'.

just in
 

saw it on TV.........

there's imodium gum now

chewy like candy

I shut off that function when Im fishing . Thank you Uncle Sam

oh and Mike P . no way no how . I dont use em or public restrooms either . except at the camp ground in sandwich . They keep em nice with paper .

I would never cut my drawers with a knife . a knife has no business down in them regions ask my cardiologist . a good sharp tug along the seams . but like I said Uncle Sam taught me mind over anus .

except when your upside down and under no circumstance should you dispell your food stuffs in that position .

(and you gots to love it) the computer geeks call downloading info as a dump . like an arp dump , memory dump and then they have just a dump .

If pinched:exp:.

THAT is sum FUNNNNNY sheet, gentlemen!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

have had to leave a few mountains along our shores,

and never leave home without baby wipes in a ziploc
after a far too many shirtless and sockless nights.
i've also burned into the cerebral ~~ALL~~ accessible
indoor and outdoor plumbing from WH to Great Island

am working on inventing the

*Portable Surfcaster Surfcrapper Series*

of disposable dumpbags witha foldup toilet seat kinda like
them campchairs that ya carry to watch the Fireworks with.

yeah know, carry in.........carry OUT :bl: :bl: :bl:

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. If it's at night, anywhere.:tooth:

How about a map listing port a johns and bait shops along the RI coast. Talk about Spot burning!!