ahhh ha ha ha
 

So you don't wanna start again eh?

well..... ya pissed me off for the last time... LOL

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/25/....ap/index.html

My wife is crazy about her mower.

I've unloaded on a few appliances in my time sober of course.Well that's not exactly true as I did have a good one going when I took a sledge hammer to a humidifier last Winter.

Its very therapeutic.

I was having several issues with Creative Labs Nomad II mp3 player. Sent it back a bunch of times, still not right. The last time it was sent back to me, some jokester put all this crazy music on it and it still didn't work. Called Creative Labs Customer Service Rep (again) and go, I want you to ******* listen to this, took a hammer out and smashed the thing into a trillion little pieces. If felt freakin' great, then I went out and bought an iPOD the next day, no problems. They prob. use my tape in the Customer Service Training Seminars.