Drunk Women Calling In Phone Orders
 

I had two yesterday - one of them was kinda frisky. Christmas shopping after cockail hour - that's the spirits.

percs of working late night

Hope it was starfish.

Did you make sure to sell them 2 of everything :bl:?

You should have taken an order for yourself :lama:

-spence

I politely took their orders - each Christmas I have a lot of the same women call me up to get stuff for their husbands. You have to be careful to stay within the lines - otherwise, when they sober up, they'll resent you and not come back.

Unfortunately it was not my wife. On Sunday she was at the Woodbury Common Outlets in NY -spending time in the David Yurman, Tod and Bottega Vaneta Outlets. Not good. But if you a female shopper- fishing that Outlet Mall is like the Block Island of luxury surfcasting.. Woe is me.

Who says you have to be a woman? :as:

-spence

Was it My Wife....I know she's been calling you the past few X-mas's......and she does like her wine

Unfortunately, Joe, it was my brother...He's given up drunk dialing (so he says) for now. Hey, did he get me anything good?
LOL,
Rick

i used to get those when i was single :heybaby:

why did i get married again?