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Mad Hatter 01-08-2009 04:46 PM

Is there such a thing as a fishing joke?
 
I mean, a good fishing joke....

FishermanTim 01-08-2009 04:59 PM

Well, there's always my cousin Ed.:rotf2:

tattoobob 01-08-2009 06:28 PM

Yeah come fishing with me, now that's a joke

nightfighter 01-08-2009 06:50 PM

Why I Quit Fishing!

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed
the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the
truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the
day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that $hit?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped
fishing.


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