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Raven 01-15-2009 12:56 PM

So.... how cold is it?
 
your reply should begin with

it is so cold that.......

fishaholic18 01-15-2009 12:59 PM

it is so cold that.......I'm in...:p

The Dad Fisherman 01-15-2009 01:08 PM

It was so cold I had to Drink my beer on a Stick

Katie 01-15-2009 01:10 PM

its so cold i nearly lost my toes standing outside for 5 minutes.

Saltheart 01-15-2009 01:29 PM

Tomorrow will be so cold the dogs will be sticking to the fire hydrants. :)

JohnnyD 01-15-2009 01:33 PM

It is so cold that my outtie has turned into an innie.

crash 01-15-2009 01:47 PM

My furnace died last night,
Its so cold I can't make a wise crack.
Its so cold I think I'm going to give the repair dude a hug.
Its so cold I don't give a crap about the bill.
Its so cold that I'm doing laundry and venting the dryer into the basement so my arfin pipes don't burst.

FishermanTim 01-15-2009 02:48 PM

It's so cold that last night I went outside to pee, and it caused as yellow snow shower.:hee:

ProfessorM 01-15-2009 03:11 PM

It is so cold I had to actually put on cloths, not my usual pajamas, to walk my daughter to the bus.
It is so cold I had to change my avatar to something Hawaiian
It is so cold I haven't been more than 10 feet from the wood stove all day.

tynan19 01-15-2009 03:39 PM

It is so cold I am going to Maine this weekend to enjoy it.

The Dad Fisherman 01-15-2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tynan19 (Post 655019)
It is so cold I am going to Maine this weekend to enjoy it.

Heading up there to do some smelting tomorrow right after work...

Mad Hatter 01-15-2009 03:44 PM

It was so cold this morning it took me 20 minutes to get my wife started!

tynan19 01-15-2009 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Hatter (Post 655023)
It was so cold this morning it took me 20 minutes to get my wife started!

Good one!

Kev, have fun.

FishermanTim 01-15-2009 04:09 PM

It's sooo coold that I had to use my walk in freezer to warm up!:rotf2:

BW from AZ 01-15-2009 05:10 PM

Anything below 90 degrees is cold. its 75 now, time to put long sleaves on.





This is the only time of the year i can brag about the weather..... sorry

5/0 01-15-2009 05:35 PM

It's soooo cold out I had to buy a new pair of Columbia Camo wool pants and matching wool boonie hat:smokin:

InTheHole 01-15-2009 05:36 PM

It's so cold the Bomba brothers are talkin about another ice fishing tournament.... on Stellwagen Bank!!

BMEUPSCOTTY 01-15-2009 06:00 PM

It's so cold that I almost lost a toe to a falling snotcicle.:tooth:

spence 01-15-2009 06:39 PM

Suck it up...I just talked to my mom and she said back home it's going to be -30 tonight and that's just the air temp, the wind chill is much lower...

This is Cedar Rapids, Iowa mind you...not Alaska.

-spence

fishaholic18 01-15-2009 06:51 PM

It was so cold . . .
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

fishaholic18 01-15-2009 06:52 PM

It was so cold...
hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

ProfessorM 01-16-2009 09:22 AM

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so cold, well the dumb cat ain't so dumb after all

luds 01-16-2009 09:26 AM

It's cold as balls. I'm in

Raven 01-16-2009 09:38 AM

colder than a witch in a well
 
it's so cold my refrigerator doesn't need to turn on.

it's so cold the mice in my house committed suicide.

It's so cold we now have no water .... nothing !!

it's so cold i have to melt snow on the wood stove.

it's so cold out it's no longer necessary to feed the birds.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/ravenob1/bird.jpg they're dead

FishermanTim 01-16-2009 11:44 AM

It's so cold that if you take a cup of boiling hot water and throw it up into the air, it evaporates instantly, turning into a cloud.
(I did it last night to test it out, and again this morning to have witnesses.)

Nebe 01-16-2009 11:54 AM

its so cold I cant work in shorts today... :crying:

ProfessorM 01-16-2009 12:53 PM

82 right now in my sunroom. Solar energy, you can't beat it.

Raven 01-16-2009 01:00 PM

water pressure at the pressure tank.... in the basement

finally the bathroom sink has thawed out... thank god


phew....that was scary there for awhile....


as a whole pan of snow only yields an inch of water :eek5:

when melted........:p

Nebe 01-16-2009 03:25 PM

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eastendlu 01-16-2009 05:05 PM

Its so cold that everytime i fart i leave a vapor trail.


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