Sofa Cleaner
 

I have a sectional couch - a few years old, needs to be cleaned.
Looking for a company that goes to central RI and won't ruin my couch or take me to the cleaners. It's really important that they don't ruin the couch or my wife will kill me.
Thanks -
Joe

pick up food cat and rub her all over the couch. That should do the trick.

Sadly, tragically, Foodcat passed away the summer before last.

She ate some of the tainted Iams that was going around at the time.

I would have sued the Iams people, but I was so overjoyed at getting rid of the cat that I thought it would be morally wrong.

so long kitty.. happy trails.

I liked her..

Buy wife a steam vac with an upholstery cleaner.....oh wait....she'll REALLY kill you then!

She does not cook or clean.

One time I was real sick so she went to make me some soup from a can. She opened the can and said "Why is it so pasty?" She never opened a can of soup before and did not know that it was condensed. That was about two years ago.

Another time she got in a panic because she mistook the pre-heat beep on the oven for the smoke alarm, "What's that beeping, is there a fire?"

When I want to hide something, I put it inside the pans.

It sounds like an easier option would be to just swap her out for a new wife.

You may have to give up the sweats though, if you want to get a good one.

I like to cook, so that's not a problem.
I'm responsible for cleaning the house, but I sub out the actual work to a person whose immigration status is unclear.

If you ask me if she gets outta not cookin & cleanin then she has no right to "kill you" over the status of the couch!

Disclaimer: I am sure you each have your own responsibilities in the household that I know nothing of so the above statement is just a general comment on my part and is in no way the opinion of S-B.com or of Joe himself! ;)