Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

So true :wall:

VB

Forget Rednecks ......here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...

· If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through April, you live in New England .
· If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England.
· If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
· If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
· If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
· If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
· If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
· If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
· If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
· If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
· If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
· If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
· If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
· If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
· If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
· If you find 20 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
· If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.
· If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live in New England or you used to