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ok...I made it this far.....
but now winter has set in and I am climbing the walls.....
I am a snow queen but these BRUTal temps are keeping me cooped up and I cant take it anymore!!!!!!! ....this occured to me finally after a week of trying to deny the fact that all I have been doing at work (and every other moment for that matter) is daydreaming of those long sandy beaches, the sound of the waves, the darkness and solitude of the night......the invigorating feel of the salt mist caressing my skin......the heard but not seen "slurps" that drive us wild.....the feeling of casting and retrieving thinking "this is all that matters right now".......sipping that coffe I just made tailgate style on the coleman stove........then......suddenly you feel a little pulse of adrenaline dash up your spine..... WHAM! FISH ON BABY!!!!!! ....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................. ................hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! (a very big sigh....) guess I should wake up now huh????:( :( :( :( |
COLD WEATHER
Degrees (Fahrenheit)/Activity 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn on the heat 45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts 40 You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans go swimming 35 Italian cars don't start 32 Water freezes 30 You plan your vacation to Australia 25 Ohio water freezes Californians weep pitiably Minnesotans eat ice cream Canadians go swimming 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless New York City water freezes Miami residents plan vacation further South 15 French cars don't start Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going 5 American cars don't start 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts -10 German cars don't start Eyes freeze shut when you blink -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects Miami residents cease to exist -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless Minnesotans shovel snow off roof Japanese cars don't start -25 Too cold to think You need jumper cables to get the driver going -30 You plan a two week hot bath Swedish cars don't start -40 Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip South -50 Congressional hot air freezes Alaskans close the bathroom window -80 Hell freezes over Polar bears move South Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets |
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