Super Soakers-
 

Anybody know of a more powerful water pistol than a Super Soaker?

sounds like some ol' fashioned revenge is in order....let us know how you make out Dave :wavey:

revenge on the grandkids:hee:
just hit em with the hose

4" fire hose?

When I was younger, we built something similar to this:
http://www.sscentral.org/homemade/supercannon2.html

Not nearly as powerful and complex as that one, but similar idea.

"If you build it, they will run"

LOL, you guys crack me up. :hihi:

I'm looking for something powerful enough to give a wakeup call to the squirrels
from my porch chair, as they start their annual desent down my hickory trees after dropping the chewed nuts all over my lawn. :D

Mike and Matt, long time no hear. :buds:

JD, nothing lethal, i might hurt myself. :hihi:

LOL THIS will wakem up :hihi:

http://images.sscentral.org/gallery/sc2_shot/sc02.jpg

Course then again it might knock the trees down too

http://images.sscentral.org/gallery/sc2_shot/sc40.jpg

paint ball gun used

Wrist rocket.

Give em thier nuts back, at 180 feet per second :hee:

or you can wrap some green chicken wire around the tree trunk
and hook it up to a cow fence shocker .....with push button controls... heh heh :btu:

Oh man, waaay to funnie. :btu:
Reminds me of the old days on S/B. :jump:

this means war
 

Johnny, that thing is nuts. I hope the one's you built didn't require a muffler.

JPI, I have the same problem with the squirrells messing up my lawn under a bird feeder. We placed it close to the house near a window so my son could watch all the birds while he's at the kitchen table. It works great, but the little bastard squirrells are eating all the seeds that fall from the feeder and tearing up my lawn. I've thrown water at them, but they learnd to get just far enough away that I can't reach them. Then they come right back after I go inside. Now, it's time for Plan B.

hot mouth them
 

squirrels either put a seed in their mouth to shell it

or they stick in their pouch in their cheek to take it else where

you can take advantage of this habit by making up a batch
of HOT seeds to put directly underneath the feeder...

Once they get hot mouth they will depart rather quickly

you can use Cayenne pepper or any other real hot spice.

Birds are immune to the hot spices for some reason.

shake and bake some sunflower seeds with a tiny amount of water
.best way is to mist them -then powder them

I always liked the Indian Pump...

http://www.nationalfirefighter.com/images/FEQ17901.jpg

No no. Ours was much simpler and not nearly as cool.

or..... such a great idea
 

glue a walnut into the bottom of
yoplait yogurt cup

:point: Ingenious -see video
(after the friggan ad)

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...head.stuck.cnn

Calling Dr. Crosman!