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eelskimmer 10-14-2009 04:38 PM

So much crap
 
I don't think I have read so much crap on this
site as I have today. Youse young farts don't
know %$%$%$%$ about the Fall run of SB. As for that
nut case who thinks big bass are carrying eggs
now--he should read just a little on SB spawning
cycles. Or maybe not-- a little knowledge is
a dangerout thing. The best, the most abundant,
the most fruitful time to fish for big cows is now--
for the next two weeks. Anywhere that big cows
have been taken in the past will light up for the
next two weeks. If I hear any more crapola from
the grouse group I will personally rip off your head
and spit in the hole. And that is a promise.
Eels now, eels past, eels forever!!!!

niko 10-14-2009 04:42 PM

it's always good to hear from skimmer

FishermanTim 10-14-2009 04:49 PM

The only fall runs that are over are those caused by too much beer at Octoberfest:rotf2:

Slingah 10-14-2009 04:51 PM

:rotf2:
like Mama used to say...." listen to your elders "
:rotf2:

BEETLE 10-14-2009 05:07 PM

hey you old fart you smell like an old eel too. :rotf2:

You need to get a new job... I can see you are bored in the afternoons.

You fishing the MS challenge this weekend?

BigFish 10-14-2009 05:42 PM

Sorry John.....but its wood for the big guy!:uhuh:

nightfighter 10-14-2009 06:01 PM

Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of internet fishing.








Gotta say, the mention of keeping egg laden cows before they had spawned had me scratching my head..... If they haven't spawned yet, they aren't going to this year, I believe...

tynan19 10-14-2009 06:54 PM

I am confused this isn't the pleasant JP that I know? I like the new/old one.

tattoobob 10-14-2009 07:19 PM

I will be fishing till the Thanksgiving weekend, It's far from over

Needle fish at night, tins at dawn, and Eels mixed in

Slipknot 10-14-2009 08:03 PM

You tell em Johnny

:smash:


LMAO

fish4striper 10-14-2009 08:24 PM

haha John, you tell em

BasicPatrick 10-14-2009 08:28 PM

Sir yes sir...I love it when you get all firm and stuff...

Johnny/Beetle and others...MSBA is fielding a team this weekend at the MS Surf Fishing Club challenge and we have submitted our membership list so just weigh em in boys...Sen'or Bobbike and I will once again join the incredible John R for our annual sojourn in the wind and rain!!!!!

Chris in Mass 10-14-2009 09:50 PM

OK, "It's not over Johnny"

davisd 10-14-2009 10:03 PM

:biglaugh: Watch out for Eelskimmer or will you get wacked with a big snake. How ya been Eelskimmer??

JohnR 10-15-2009 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nightfighter (Post 717463)
Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of internet fishing.

Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of fishing.

Corrections were necessary

Clammer 10-15-2009 07:59 AM

GREAT POST >ABOUT F $%^&*() TIME ><><<:fury:

ProfessorM 10-15-2009 08:05 AM

go John, go.

Raven 10-15-2009 09:02 AM

awesome

Crafty Angler 10-15-2009 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelskimmer (Post 717445)
....Eels now, eels past, eels forever!!!!

:cheers2:

Although I wish to hell you would just quit beating around the bush and tell 'em what you really think...:laughs:

eelskimmer 10-15-2009 10:43 AM

So few remember....
 
I would like to relply to each and every response
above but let me just start with two.

Clammer, it is spelt F #$%^&*() and the word
comes from the German "esfenken" meaning to
"esfenken it". Please observe some decorum.

Crafty, you are old enough to know I only
speak with forked tongue. And that's the truff.

Furthermore, for the rest of youse bums "esfenken it."

The Dad Fisherman 10-15-2009 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnR (Post 717538)
Thank you, Johnny. The voice of reason from one who has seen many a fall run before the advent of fishing.

Back when the Limit was One plesiosaur per day at 28 feet

BassDawg 10-15-2009 10:46 AM

GO, Johnny, GO-gogo!!
:btu: :btu: :btu: :btu:

didjya sign me up, Boss??
i actually hope to LAND sumthin' this year!!
:fishin: :fishin: :fishin:

btw,,,,,,,,,after visiting Sarge at Quonny B&T
on Weds, he will NOT be doing the all-nighter/chili/coffee
tradition again this year,,,,,,,,,,said something about toggin'!!
it'll still be me first stop on Fri for sum beeeefy eeeeeeeeels and
a fine place to start the MS Challenge~~~good luck to ALL and thanks to WKPG Surfcasters for throwing such a great Tourney and event,,,,,,,sea ya soon wit sum weight, Charlie, i hope??!!?

FishermanTim 10-15-2009 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelskimmer (Post 717576)
I would like to relply to each and every response
above but let me just start with two.

Clammer, it is spelt F #$%^&*() and the word
comes from the German "esfenken" meaning to
"esfenken it". Please observe some decorum...."

and furthermore, the current usage is derived as an acronym for adulterers back in puritan times. It is derived from the charge:
for unlawful carnal knowledge. If you were "esfenken"ing another man's wife or an unmarried woman, you were put into the stockade with the accompying charge, shortened to just the first letters, thus our current word: FU**.
I learned that little jewel in catholic high school.
The Franciscan Brothers weren't that bad afetr all.

Karl F 10-15-2009 11:15 AM

Thank You...Please keep chiming in as needed...

JohnR 10-15-2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelskimmer (Post 717576)
Clammer, it is spelt F #$%^&*() and the word
comes from the German "esfenken" meaning to
"esfenken it". Please observe some decorum.

Common misconception. You're mixing up fenken, ficken, and fuchen.

UpGeFucht

Crafty Angler 10-15-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnR (Post 717585)
Common misconception. You're mixing up fenken, ficken, and fuchen.

UpGeFucht

You are correct, Cap

When you think about it, it seems to me there are few people who know the difference between a firken, a merkin and a half-kildirken anymore, either...:smokin:

I dunno, I suppose it just comes with age and experience in life...:rotflmao:...:rotflmao:...:rotflmao:

piemma 10-15-2009 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clammer (Post 717549)
GREAT POST >ABOUT F $%^&*() TIME ><><<:fury:

I second Clammers remarks. 'bout time someone stuck up for us old bas&^6tds. I will be able to collect SSI in 6 days :love::rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

CaptMike 10-15-2009 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tattoobob (Post 717487)
I will be fishing till the Thanksgiving weekend, It's far from over

Needle fish at night, tins at dawn, and Eels mixed in

I'll definitely be fishing til thanksgiving weekend. Do you other cape guys start to concentrate on saltpond type places or still in the big water? My experience has usually been that estuaries and little cove type places fish well in november, at least on the lower cape.

Clammer 10-15-2009 05:04 PM

Call it f $%^&*(in . frekin , efkeirn ...But I still get paid for....

piemma 10-16-2009 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clammer (Post 717642)
Call it f $%^&*(in . frekin , efkeirn ...But I still :

You may have just earned your way into Hell with that post.....


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