Christmass Card
 

Got this in my e-mail today :uhuh:
MERRY X MISS

But she seems like such a nice Norwegian goddess? Maybe Tiger's father-inlaw, Thor, kicked his as_?

heard some good jokes about this in the locker room at hockey last night.....
why did tiger hit a hydrant and a tree??? he couldn't decide between the wood and the iron.
what do seals and tiger have in common????? norwegians want to club them both.

few more that were a little more off color though.

Whats the difference between santa clause and Tiger???




Santa stops after three "ho's"

FUNNY STUFF!!

he's an idiotic, nincomPOOP!
as has been said before~~~

"absolute power, corrupts absolutely"

if she's SMART she'll take the 1/2 Billion
and leave his sorry ARSE~~~too bad there are kids involved.

BEST thing he could do
 

is to announce he's got a sex addiction

and go get treatment

same as a ball washer when they get muddy