Lemon Pickers
 

Lemon Pickers

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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!

"I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama. :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

Snopes debunked that joke like 3 months ago...:grins:

I just checked snopes.com and thats not true, she was only divorced twice.

lame ! scotty beat me to it!

You come up with that on your own?

Heck, NO! Didn't check the souce.:rotf2:

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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Democrats.

All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn’t raise his hand.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Democrat.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Democrat?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'


The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.


Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'


Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'


Little Johnny replied,'That would make me a Democrat'

I checked that last one on Snopes and it is actually a Yank-mee Fan joke.....

There's some special place for jokes that are so inane they can be used against anyone at any time.

-spence

sort of like 90% of your posts.

Or 100% of his Spencisms like "that's weak", you're plaid on the lamometer", "are you making this up?", "your post is moot" and "that's hot!".

I kind of liked "You're plaid on the lamometer"

Yeah, upon further review, that one does make me laugh. I don't think that's an original though. I'm pretty sure someone said that to him in a business meeting recently when Spence started going on about his male handbag.