Hi. How do you...
 

I'm kinda new around here and want to know how to

brush your teeth
wipe your tushy
blow your nose

if you touch worms, is it true that you'll get cooties?

and who is this BM guy?

what are plugs?

some weird drunk guy dressed in a trenchcoat named habs flashed his needlefish to me. is that a come-on?

what's a floater?

Oh, just kidding, heh heh.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I NEVER ASK THEM KIND OF QUESTIONS, YOU MORON- I ASK FISHING QUESTIONS CAUSE I AM NEW TO THE SPORT AND I LOVE FISHING.

I KNOW HOW TO BLOW MY NOSE- BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX A BUSTED NOSE???


JOHN, YOU SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT-------WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, THIS IS UNREAL


WHAT AN IDIOT!

Sorry everyone else...

is it okay to fish with girls?

will i go blind?

maybe you will , pal- not me.............:D :D :D

get a life, weirdo.

what's the difference between plastic and rubber?

can you make lures from vinyl instead?

what about kryptonite?

i know who this is


it's stripedbassguy, i know it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


leave me alone, please

plastic is for ******* and rubba keeps you safe from them:).

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!

:D

why the heck am i the one to be picked on tonight? i'm pretty pissed off.

JOHNR- I KNOW YOU ARE ONLINE, ARE YOU GOING TO JUST SIT THERE????????????????????????????????????????


this isn't funny

will my mommy let me get a tatoo?

i heard of a condition called bloo balls, what's that?

and just how do you master a bass?

or are these naughty questions?

honestly - I'm laughing my ballz off here. Appropriate? probably not, semi juvenile? yep, funny? laughin my tail off...

No, it's not stripedbassguy - this guy did absolutely nothing to hide who he is :D

is johnr going to spank me?

how long will i get grounded?

will it be tough for me to go fishing if i'm grounded?

is it fun watching snow melt?

I'm with you John, laughing my F'ing balls off, good laugh riot tonight.

if you laugh your balls off, where will they go?

how will you replace them?

won't your wife be mad that you mis-placed them?

where can you buy a set of new balls?

:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

I'm married for 22 years, balls have long since been removed, figure of speach, but then ago so are many things we say in life. Smoke over glitter, does it mean that or does it mean light one up at the disco?

My god how I love a good troll.

Kinda makes ya nostalgic for our old WMI days, eh, John?

Shades of good ol' Dougie Do-Right. A veritable trained seal, ya tossed him a herring and he barked :D

I don't know if you can buy 'em but you can probably download them off the Internet, J/K, Lol :D

Mike - not quite the good old days but this is a good troll :laughs:

the cucumber and nuts are detachable right after you get married the day after the "HONEYMOON" to be exact . this way when you go out ie: bar hopping , hooters or fishing you detach them and leave them at home . Keeps them safe and you out of trouble .
When you laugh hard enough they detach and roll down to your over stretched socks . As not to land on the floor and get squished . Then she would be mad .
As far as bloo balls ........................never mind . I dont know her !

Gee Guys this is great...
in my best animal House voice:D
classic.................
! give it 10 pikes up:laughs:

GS how much $$ was it to have your balls removed??:behead:

Removal is cheap, gettin em back usually costs 1/2 your savings, at least one car and a house with everything in it except fishing rods..........

Money? Once your married, they do it for free:(.

GS Me needs to come over But the Baby is sick.
so im up in the air

That's about right. The payment book for the car left behind usually accompanies you, too ;)

I guess no one wanted to watch the bruins===============except GOOSE///////////////

okay, you are all loosers if you find this funny- go do something.

Your right, this isn't funny, it's f'ing hysterical. I've wet myself, spilled perfectly good BEAR and now I'm out an have to go get more:(.

i thought i had friends here, i guess not.