Is the moon full?
 

I'm going to look outside, because strange things happening inside.

how can you tell if the moon is full?

if the moon is half full, does that mean you're an optimist?

if the moon is half-empty, does that mean you're a pessimist?

your pethetic, you know that- SSY.


if you are trying to make fun of me, at least do it correctly, huh?

half full=too much moon.......

arooooooooooo!!!!!

what time is it?

is it time to go to bed?

is it time to read a magazine?

is it time to go fishing?

is it time to count the snowflakes?

should i check my e-mail now?

I don't know who lies behind the masked Y, but your wit is quick and your typing fast:).

Time to pop in the Barney tape so the kids calm down.

what exactly is a "jerk?"

is it a noun?

is it an adverb?

how do translate that into russian?

if i go to a russian trawler, will they let me trade "jerks" for sea herring?

Great I just had beer come out my nose. Funniest thing all night.

Scotch ======give them two glasses of Jolt @@@@@@@@

i thought mikul was supposed to be spelled michael

why is it misspelled?

do you have a spell-checker?

i know how to spell, do you?

Tell me mystery guest, if the break goes left to right, but the wind right to left, yet the tide is slack and you have to pee, what do you do?

well, let me see if had to pee

is my bladder half full?

do i have to pee right away?

if there is no bathroom around, can i pee behind a tree?

what if there are no trees?

what if i don't want to pee if there are a lot of fish hooks around?

aren't fish hooks sharp?

I'm going to give everyone a time out - I'm getting so many PMs from people pi$$in their pants and laughing their a$$es off that I'm not enjoying this to the fullest possible extent!

Going to the fridge be right back :cheers:

this is too much!!!
 

R O T F F L M A O

oh john
 

what's the name of that brew i bet there's still some around here. microbrew?

SSy there is a reason its that way //////

Good thing I like you or I,d have to go south to explain it in person

Why did you get me in this ???????????/





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Good thing I like you or I,d ride south

my nuts just rolled on to the floor . Ill be right back after I pick them up before they get dusty .

Chris,

Which way did they go? :laughs:

Classic. 10pikes up:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

BM-

I'll take 3 dannies instead for the 3 beachmasters I mailed you.:smash:

on top old smokey all covered with sauce last time I saw them they were covered in moss .

ok, I got to get My stash Up.
at the rate I loose plugs , there will be no wood left:smash:

Chris, I can't stop laughing here.:laughs: :laughs: my wife thinks I"M nuts.

SSY, you got any of those little version of the cowboy? BM won't lend me one:(

oh shut Up You:smash:
You want a template?
I got to make a couple, Ya rite....

okay okay,
you are all pissing yourself and that scares me, maybe i should buy stocks in 'depends' now!

SSY- whoever you are, you must be johns boyfriend cause he seems to enjoy it..........have fun!

pampers are on sale

more plugs...need more plugs

nah, i already have enough pampers- but there is a sale on 'depends-for old people' on sale....:smash:


any chance i could get one of them works of art for under $40. ,BM?? even if it's used, rusted and scratched?? :D


mike