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DON'T FORGET!!!!!
It's Valentines Day Sunday.....
Get the litlle lady some flowers or chocolates... Me...I can't forget...it's our anniversary :love: so the Dragonlady gets something extra & special |
%$%$%$%$ Valentines Day.....
The one holiday that was created just to screw over a guy.... Seriously...any of you guys get mad if the little lady forgets valentines day.....I didn't think so....but what happens if WE forget....:fury: :nailem: I say we make a stand now...United......against this most foul of holidays. |
Oh...and by the way I trust you guys will have the good sense not to mention to my wife that I posted this
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Oh, and don't even think of getting her some cheesy gift that she "could use around the house" like a mop, broom, vacuum, iron or ant other household appliance. If you do, you are toast!:gorez:
If she ask for some fishing gear, be wary as it may be an attempt for her to join you on any/many of your late night or early morning excursions.:fishin: Valentine's Day is the one day of the year that we, as men, have to willingly lose our spines and b*lls in order to keep the piece (spelling IS correct:lm:) If you play your cards right, and WOW her with a great gift, you will have a "get out of jail" card you can play at a later date.:uhuh: Good luck! PS. - Be thankful that the holiday doesn't happen to be in October, during the fall run! |
this is a true story
it's 7th Grade.....
Your in the brand New School with Long Hallways with the wicked good acoustics and you happen to tell your new "Rough and Tough" Girlfriend on Valentines day no less that you forgot her Valentine Gift.... She swings back and slaps you so Hard that the echo is heard round the world and every student turns to see who has firecrackers..... ?? while your head reels from the mega impact........ I've hated it ever since :realmad: |
Valentines Day? Screw that. It's Tet. My wife is getting a bowl of rice, steamed perch and a bottle of fish sauce. Enjoy your New Year honey.:rotf2:
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I take my wife to Walmart and give her a card ,, Then she puts it back ...
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I actually did that one year at the Pharmacy :grins: no problem how romantic |
I used to go to Hebert's every year for a heart shaped box of chocolats. They sold and the candy just isn't the same, but Jenn has saved all those fancy boxes and puts them out for Valentine's Day. We now have a wicked special meal instead. Jenn's an awesome cook.:)
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Sent flowers to her work place yesterday , she was the only one to receive them :grins:
Tomorrow going to see my friends band play in a hole in the wall place in princeton Mass, can't wait until I tell her that LOL VB |
Can't buy candy, she's on a diet. :rolleyes:
My wife pointed out a pair of earrings she liked in a catalogue a month ago, so i go to Macy's and see them on sale for %50 off coupon for %15 off and a family friend discount for %20 off. As the girl was ringing it up and told me the final super low price, I said, ya might as well just give em' to me. :D She laughed. :hihi: |
I asked my wife
What are you getting me for valentines day ? She says nothing ! I asked her, What do you want, She tells me Nothing. I tell her We are even ! |
I just got roses delivered.l!!! ...........to me?
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Not necessary, she gets sea sick easily ! |
Jewelry, then I'll go get the radar, for me
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i figured that was built in to your knee
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No XM radio is free for life now
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