Embarrasing wet suit question.
 

So i picked up a wetsuit this year, got a good deal on it. But i have one question that i think i know the answer for. So when mother nature calls... Do ya hop in the water or what? Its a bit embarrassing to ask but this is SB :).

How eles are you gonna stay warm:grins:

You should have thought about this BEFORE you bought a USED Wet Suit.....:shocked: :hihi:

Pee away I say! There are a few products you can buy and you should soak your suit in them periodically to clean them! Stink Away is the one I use I think? Very potent stuff and it does the trick!

I think I used that stuff: when the dog got sprayed by a skunk!:biglaugh:

Get a 2 piece spearifshing wetsuit with pants. 10 times better than the one pieces and farmer john 2 pieces. They have a flap system thats easy to deal with.

Don't do it, don't piss yourself...go before you get in the water. If you get the %$%$%$%$ scared out of you while fishing that's an excuse...doing it voluntarily is just wrong...

When I wetsuit, which isn't very often(maybe 6-7 times a year) I scrounge a dip off Redlite right after we get off the ferry and it cleans me right out. Once I'm empty the wetsuit goes on and I'm usually good for the night....

Front, back, both? Do they have male and female versions?

Number 2 gets a little messy but I think aqua skinz makes some kind of neoprene based wipe that works well even at 50 bucks a roll.:biglaugh:

Rob-Whiz away! #2?? Find a comfortable lobsta pot! :rotf2:

Use this when you get home.

What's the saying about divers? There are two kinds... Those who pee in their wetsuit, and those who lie about it...

Take a leak before you get in it for sure... If it hits you later in the night then either keep yourself warm or take a quick break!

You better have a specially marked tub for your soiled wetsuits this season!!! :biglaugh:

you ain't cool unless you pee your pants! Billy Madison

Who said anything about hoppping in the water. Just let it go man.

Talented men alternate which leg it goes down. Keep both warm.........
You definately wanna rinse it off with at least some fresh pressurized water at least once a week. Once the salt water evaporates, the pee and saltwater leave crystals behind that will make your wetsuit stiff and rub your grundle raw.......

My neighbor (Hooligans) is a scuba diver and I asked him specifically about this when I was thinking of buying a wetsuit as to what divers do when they are down below and they have to pee???? His answer was they pee of course if they have to....its not like they are going to surface, take all their gear off, whizz and then get their gear back on and dive again???? Pee people....peeeeee!!!:uhuh:

i try to avoid it but will if i have too. i always flush the suit out a few times after (pull out the neck and dip) and rinse it well when i get home.

if you wading, you can go with backbeach's approach of making sure you go first and then not drinking anything. if you'll be doing any real swimming, you'll want to stay well hydrated to avoid cramping, which makes having to pee inevitable.

Shame on you...wetsuit fishing isn't the same as scuba diving...hold it or go before you put the suit on :laugha:

When your 200 yards out on a rock for a few hours and have to go its tough trying to pull down your wetsuit to sling an eel.:uhuh:

I have two different wetsuits that I use depending on the water temp.

My 3mm is NRS grizzly suit, best part it has a "relief zipper" on the bottom. So you can zip the bottom zipper up and it opens the access area, which allows you to go without peeing in the suit.

My 7mm is Bare, its a farmer john style but doesnt have the relief zipper, if the waters cold enough for the suit the pee actually helps keep you warm. Kind of weird the first few times, but you get used to it and it does help to warm the suit.

I use a good shampoo that i got from a dive shop, was $7 or 8 for the bottle and you only use a cap full. I rinse down the suit everytime, and once a week, give it a good soak in the soap and warm water, never had a smell isuues.

This is more embrassing than your pee question. The issue is "chub rub"

The other thing you might experience is "chub rub". If your a bigger guy and walk any distance in the suit you might get some chafing around your groin, private and leg area, tends to happen in warmer weather. They sell special lotions and stuff, but its just a non scented deodrant stick, I use degree or speed stick, a little rub on the thighs and legs and your good to go. Will make those long walks more enjoyable, especially if you fish daily.

Hope that helps.

"chub rub" :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:... I went on the trip to VA slime eeling and when we were there we had to tie up for 4 days due to weather... I was thankfull cause there is a walgreens down the road.... Embarassing is trying to explain to a 4 foot asian woman what chafe is... Yea not cool could barley walk at that pointthe insides of my legs andgroin area looked like raw burger... The things ya live with in name of fishing... If for some chance ya get it that bad one thing.. Lotrimin ultra.. I knwo sounds funny but kicks it in a couple days...

Wet Suit---Pee

Dry Suit--Not

If I had to swim 200 yards out to a rock, I'd likely %$%$%$%$ myself long before I got to it.

Isn't that what they call dirty dancing on The Biggest Loser...:hee:







Got a feeling I'm gonna end up apologizing for that one

:rotflmao: this thread could go down as the funniest ever!!!! :rotf2:

serioulsy though, I once heard a story (Maybe it was from Bear Grylls?) who said that in waters infested with parasites, you do not under any circumstances want to pee under water because they could swim up your junk and infect your bladder!! :yak5::bc:

not sayin our waters are like that, but just sayin' something to think about!

think I seen something like that on river monsters. it was a worm which is even crazier.

with that said I just go. hard to remember to not 'just go' when I decide to wear my waders though.

I go in my waders

even better... it's a catfish... the candiru...

http://cienmentiras.files.wordpress....07/candiru.jpg

Yeah the fish in the urethra thing was on river monsters, was down right distrubing.

some local guy pees in the water and this 4" long fish/worm thing swims inside his urethra and gets stuck and dies and starts decomposing, starts to stink, etc. :shocked:

goes to the doctor and gets it PULLED out with tiny instruments and they save it in a jar. they had the actually footage of it! :err:

they showed the damage these fish can do to human body carcass, was distrubing, amazing and unsettling all at the same time. People get dumped in this river when they want to dispose of a body.

really made me think twice about peeing in the water. F THAT! :scream2:

Get yourself the "stadium pal" all the montauk skishers use it.. just strap the bag to your leg... :uhuh:

Chub Rub
 

Here is what urban dictionary has a def.

1. chub-rub
what fat girls experience when their inner-upper thighs rub together so much they get chaffed and rashes break out. It usually is accompanied by sweat and foul odors.

Used in a sentence:

That chick has such bad chub-rub that I can see blood marks on her pants between her thighs.:rotflmao: