You'll never guess who got hit by a car yesterday
 

She better be on her best behavior when his father shows up!

Some funny comments in the link.

What do you think her chances are of getting through the Pearly Gates when she shows up.

You know my first thought was Raven when I glanced at the post header.

better yet I'd like to be a fly on the wall when St Peter calls his name :rotf2:

Imagine the headlines if he were hit by a car driven by Miroslav Satan from the Bruins.

This was one of my favorites:
"You think he would have known that car was coming. Luckily, on the third day, he called a lawyer!"

Why don't they take all of Western Mass and rename it "Cambridge Hills" and be done with it. I think there are more moonbats per square mile out there than in Vermont, even :rollem:

I can just picture "Lord Jesus Christ". He was probably floating a foot off the ground when he stepped off the curb.