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Blonde Joke
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> Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He >sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. > > The 10:00 news was now on. > > The news cr ew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall >building preparing to jump. > > The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" > > Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." > > The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." > > Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" > > > Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan >dive off of the building, falling to his death. The bl onde was very upset >and handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money." > > > Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the 5 >o'clock news and so I knew he would jump." > > > > The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it >again!" > > > Bob took the money. > > |
LOL :smash:
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That was good, my Wife ( blonde ) will like that one.
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