Wife goes to Califonia and I go fis....
 

So when the wife comes back from Califonia, she holds it in for a day or so until I get pissed and say out with it.

Next thing I hear is, "what did you do when I was in Califonia fish all the time"?

My answer was, "yes".

I told her to blame it on Bigfish. She said your a big boy take it on the chin yourself.

She was pissed because I didn't weed her flowers while she gone, really pissed. Which only tells me one thing, knowing my wife, she is suffering from post tramatic trip stress of taking her 82 year old parents out to the west coast for two weeks.

Oh well, she felt bad, because I got a new Weber Gas Grill and some new deck furniture.

Its all Larrys fault.

My wife is going to Jersey in July w/ my daughter for 5 days for a competition....I already told her I'll be fishing for 5 days.

Weed the Garden??????.....you might want to administer a urine test....you know....they got that whole Legal Marijuana thing in California....might help at least retionalize what she was thinking :hee:

hmmmm
 

how many restaurants did she go to without you?

what does she think is going to happen when you retire?

you'll become the head weeder of her flower garden?

i think NOT !

i would kindly inform her of the contrary........ in ADVANCE

besides, weed's pull much easier at low tide when its raining !!!!

I allready told her that I am not going to become her employee after I retire. And that is happening in about five weeks.

Her sister lives in northern Ca., so weed is probably in everything. Nebe you got any spare stuff until she comes out of it?

Tell her fishing or strip clubs....her choice.

Sometimes I can,t believe what I read here ... But because I,ve seen it so much in person ..I DO ................& those two words you all should have thought about ///before ya said them ;;:smash:

I Do whatever [[SHE}} tells me ><><><:jump1:

this is a funny thread
 

yeah as in ............. "I Do" ..... Later :rotf2:

Nebe........... Belay that order for 5 weeks LOL

easier "always" to smother weeds than pull them
so mulch them to death or get some weed fabric (matting)

a HULA hoe is a great tool ! if ya keep it sharp enough
trick is to keep a file in your back pocket... touch it up -as ya go

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Your so right Clammer

Yea well I'm the boss around my house (when she's not around)...:smash:

Mine went to Vegas with "the girls" for one of their B-days.
I can't even bring myself to look at the credit card bill. Plus what cash went bye-bye.

When she came home she wondered why the laundry wasn't done.
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T HERE----DUH !!!!!
So take the clothes you wore out west and the ones in the hamper and get crackin !!!! I had to work while you were out there having fun with the pool boyz.....

I'm starting to see a little better out of my right eye. My left eye is still swollen shut !!!!:biglaugh::biglaugh:

Actually she did not get too upset. I think her age is slowing her down. (or its the meds)...

if your spouse gets LOUSY sleep

you'll catch HELL :devil2: the next day

even if it wasn't your fault


work on that....

Foxy Lady, Foxwoods or fishing.....

weeding the garden or flower beds are not in the equation. Make sure you turn in your kel lite and baton when you retire. Wouldn't want to see her use them against you.:smash: