I think my wife found my tide book...I'm %$%$%$%$ed!!!
 

Wife just scheduled 4 day business trips for the next two new moon periods in August and September...timing couldn't be worse I told her...:laugha:

Furthermore, I had to cancel a very important fishing trip tonight at the last minute due to an unannounced 4 pm conference call today...:wall:

The signs have been popping up but I've ignored them up until now...

I saw one of the pages in my eldridge book out of place but didn't think much of it...10 years of marriage and she is finally catching on...I'm screwed...fishing yard sale coming soon...

Find an old one and change the cover:uhuh:

Where do the outlaws live? Might be time to see Grammy.

As for September, the kids are young and can miss some school.

:rotf2:

She's too smart for that, its already deeper than I feared...

They lull you into a false sense of complacency. . . . . then . . .BAM

Eels everywhere are rejoicing.

You talking about tide charts or wives?

EXACTLY what I said, or leave Dino The Wonder Dog to watch them....

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

Mike, sadly you have a Front Page in your honor:

Striped-Bass Fishing | Striper Fishing

That means more important fishing trips for me :devil2: sabotage

Maybe she simply got a new calender and noticed your fishing coincideds with the empty white circles and the totally filled in black circles! :)

:rotf2:

That's it! The Empty Circle has more room to put important stuff.

"Hi Honey, I'll be away for a few days on the big circle, you know, the big Zero, like you - make it easy to remember..."


(OK, I realize this isn't funny but 3hrs sleep does that to me)

It's over...:hang:

at least she didn't find your porn bookmarks

Maybe time for an electronic log book?

I hate to admit it, but its time for a boat.

the kids and the dog can hang out in the crate! safe..... secure! happy! isnt that why they make em big?

Throw her a curve.. fish the full moons.. you'll catch more fish anyways!

geez mike that sucks.....i'm blessed, the wife has her mom fly in when i'm on cutty and planned our block trip on a new moon :love:. heck i should bring home some flowers tonight...

NO not that !!!:fury::devil2::wall:

just break down and get a canal bike
it'll give you more time to fish because of less time wasted walking to spots, you'll be able to move to more productive waters easier
hell, bigfish will raise funds for it even :wall:


hope it gets better before it gets worse Mike
:fishin::soon:

sorry to hear that m'man!!

is there a reliable baby-sitter in the mix?

just for the two days either side of the 2 News,
that is if you're trying to narrow the window~~

or perhaps the old, "1 in 10 shot at 10K" money angle??
worked for my $$$$ motivated love bird, at least for now she's buying it.

SUX, how they KNOW right where to stick the knife
and then TWIST it OFF in ya right at the hilt,,,,,,,,,

a swift kick in the gnads would've hurt much LESS!!!
:wall: :wall: :wall:

Man Up you sissy,Show her who's boss..Drop the kids with the in laws or a the family next store.they will be alright..
After years of therapy..
Or buy her somethin nice an grovel like a earthworm.
Either way it's a sad state of affairs...
You reap what you sow..
You staying green..
Some sand based tracks down here having trouble with the heat.
Losing greens..
We finally got some rain the other day wit a break in the temps..

get your favorite picture of her....

you know... the sexy one....

and tape it inside the cover :uhuh:



~
"every-time i consult my tide table
i think of you honey.... " :drool:

Just got the report from last night :alright: and I'm going to buy her an expensive gift...perhaps she knew there was pain was looming if I fished last night and stepped in to save me?

Tony, come on up. Green are perfect at my wifes club and we can paly for free.

NIB would make a great caddy, no doubt...in fact I'd let him carry my bag any time...maybe he'd be willing to do a double for us.

From what I hear, the way Tony plays, I should carry his bag.

You'll never be a member at Bushwood!

Easy Mike. YOUVE ONLY BEEN MARRIED TEN YEARS. Wait until she starts beating the crap out of you for even thinking about fishing on a full moon.

His alleged 18 hole scores are probably his actual nine hole scores...I mean, 75 is pretty bad for nine holes, but I've seen worse.