I don't get it.
 

The cat loves to eat the dog food

the dog loves to eat the cat food

the mice love to eat the bird food

the cat loves to kill the mice that
love to eat the bird food but doesn't eat them.

on the way to buy the bird food
the wife says "lets take your car"
because mine is full of gas and your car isn't.

on the way back from buying the bird food
the mufflers main strap breaks and we are now
dragging the friggan muffler in heavy traffic.

$100 dollars........
later a brand new muffler
is now on the Raven Vehicle and i'm ready to go fishin :drool:

but i'm too sore to go... :doh: from trying to push the new muffler
into the the new main strap because the bolt supplied was
1/2 inch to short. :wall:

When your dog eats cats let me know, I have a few feral ones in the neighborhood that need to disappear.

Oh the sound of a dragging muffler. :hs:

yeah Dave, for a second there
i thought i had just got married :rotf2: