Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

The other day I went to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT that I got when I had subscribed to a magazine.

In the ER, 3/4 of the people got up and left when they saw me. I guess they decided they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time! Here's a picture of my hat. Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at the DMV. It saved me 5 hours!
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though. The whole crew left, and l never got my order.