One more bloned joke!
 

A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.



When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."



The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" The blond said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes."

Sorry in advance if t*ts isn't allowed, I just thought this was humorous.

I like that one Andy!:rotf2:

Not to be an ass, but the irony of misspelling "Blond" on a Blond Joke thread is pretty funny....

It was intentional if it makes it any better!:)

good one :btu:

Yeah...but you did it twice

"One more bloned joke!"

i love blonde jokes.

I love Blonds

I don't think your too impartial to any color bob