Hey mr smartie pants wx man
 

How much snow we gonna get wednesday :wave:

after the storm he'll let you know

lol

More than some. less than others

Say's the guy with the indian cheif/shaman/witch doctor/voodoo/rainmaker/windtalker/alien connection/whatever you want to call it inside info and sage advise that was no better than any new meteorologist just out of college with all the latest computer models that all predict wrong and yet they still have a job at the end of the day. :rotflmao:

the force and the models are all snafu'ed

YouTube - George Carlin "Hippy Dippy Weatherman"


The best weather man ever

AYE aye mate

atleast the.... whatever can blame it on drugs. :rotf2:

Ok now that was funny :hee:

i'm glad their having a good time

wait till wednesday

My neck arthritis says 6" :rotf2:

My hand however says 8" :hidin:

"And I will also say that I am employed doing this for our Armed Forces."

Now you sound like a Government worker
:rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

neutrality
 

how much snow
a sh1tload
100%

there is the potential for 1-1.25 inches of moisture across the area so taking the standard of 10-12 x for snow with temps in the 20s or lower.
You have a fair amount of potential snow accumulating without factoring in additional advection from ocean effect snow.

This could match the last major storm we had for about 12 -15 hours.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

Ok, let me through some more darts at the weather chart here.

Ah, high in the 70s
Bright sunshine
breeze out of the S less than 10 knots


Ahh, oops wrong board


Ah, Bombogensis inside the 40/70 benchmark. lows in the 20's means with concurence in models means Saltys shoveling Wednesday. And the kids will probably not have school on Wednesday.
You probably already have a winter storm watch posted for your area.

starting tuesday night
 

the eskimo's Knows
there's 35 snows

some are heavy
he ain't my brother

some are light
put up no fight

some are sloppy
don't crash jalopy

some are sticky
door locks get picky

Is this one?

Some are icy
don't fall on your assy

I always like to take a look at the forecast discussion. A little more work to read through then a basic 5 day forecast but usually you'll get their best guess at what's coming and usually some honesty about how confident they are feeling in the current models and how tricky the overall forecast is.

National Weather Service Text Product Display

The word of the day is
BOMBOGENESIS :rotf2:

What a bunch of NERD

IRST OF ALL...WE HAVE ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH FOR MOST OF OUR
COUNTY WARNING AREA. OUR FORECASTED QPF AMOUNTS ARE ON THE ORDER OF
0.7 INCHES ACROSS SW NH INTO NW MA...UP TO 1-1.25 INCHES ACROSS
EASTERN AND CENTRAL MA...RI AND E CT. VERY DYNAMIC SYSTEM AS THE LOW
UNDERGOES BOMBOGENESIS OVERNIGHT TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY MORNING.
WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED TO SEE SOME SLANTWISE VORTICITY THAT COULD
CAUSE SOME THUNDER SNOW AS WELL. PLUS...WILL LIKELY SEE SNOW BANDING
WITH LOCALLY HEAVY SNOWFALL. EXCELLENT DENDRITIC GROWTH IN PLACE
WITH VERY STRONG LIFT ACROSS MOST OF THE REGION. ALL THIS ADDS UP TO
SUBSTANTIAL SNOWFALL FOR A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE REGION. HAVE ISSUED
OUR FIRST EARLY FORECAST FOR SNOW AMOUNTS ON OUR WEBSITE. WITH
INCREASING NE WINDS OVERNIGHT...EXPECT TEMPS ON THE OUTER CAPE AND
NANTUCKET TO BE MARGINAL FOR HEAVY SNOWFALL...SO EXPECT LOWER
AMOUNTS THERE. OTHERWISE...IT DOES LOOK LIKE EVEN THE LOWER CAPE AND
OTHER ISLANDS WILL RECEIVE WARNING LEVEL SNOWFALL THOUGH NOT QUITE
AS MUCH AS INLAND AREAS. AS OUR FIRST THOUGHTS...WE THINK THAT ABOUT
8 TO 14 INCHES OF SNOW WILL FALL...WITH LOWER AMOUNTS ON THE OUTER
CAPE AND NANTUCKET. THIS CAN AND WILL LIKELY CHANGE AS WE GET CLOSER
TO THE EVENT.

I like "slantwise vorticity"

Don't forget "DENDRITIC GROWTH" :rotf2:

Don't forget your QPF

quick .>>>>>>>>>>>
everyone shop like crazy
this is the END

Another term: Thumping!

Matt (NECN) calling for a THUMPING with 12-18", high confidence 60-70%, most of RI and SE MA out to Worcester. Maybe change over to rain outer Cape up to the ditch. If the center of the low closes, slight chance of 100mph winds out on the Cape!

Bombogenesis with Dendritic lifting inside the benchmark

Translation=I still don't know how much we're getting :rtfm: lalalalalalalalaaaaa

XCELLANT DENDRITIC GROWTH IN AN ENVIRONMENT OF STRONG LIFT...20
MICROBARS PER SECOND OR ROUGHLY 70 MB PER HOUR...OVER CT-RI-
SOUTHEAST MASS. TEMPS ON THE OUTER CAPE AND NANTUCKET LOOK
MARGINAL FOR SNOW ACCUMULATION. QPF/TEMPS/LIFT SUPPORT SNOW ACCUMS
OF MAXIMUM QPF TRANSLATION ACROSS THE REGION WITH HEAVIEST AMOUNTS IN CT-
RI AND ADJACENT MASS. HEAVIEST SNOW SHOULD BE LATE TUESDAY NIGHT
THROUGH EARLY AFTERNOON WEDNESDAY.


Am I being clear enough?