football joke
 

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a
50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in
every window, a New England Patriots towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."

GO PATS!!

I've had this emailed to me 2x today already!!