You can't make this stuff up...
 

Can't imagine how he got it. :uhuh::rotf2::):biglaugh::hihi:

If you haven't been following this story...please ignore :spam:

-spence

It couldn't have been from "throwing his name around", could it?
(Do you know who I am?....I'm Charlie Sheen gawdammit!!! OOOOOOF!)

and the news tonight...he's checked into rehab. I dob't know about you, but to me this comes as a complete shock.

Hear the clip of the pornstar he's been hanging for the last week??

Talk about a guy that has it all - he makes $20m a year. If I was in a death pool I think he would have to be my 1st choice.

he will crash and BURN eventually

we'll all do toasts to him

To Charlie Sheen
F'd like a MACHINE

He lives like a real rock star!!

And unlike most celebs the chicks he nails are all pretty hot.

Definetly has the life!!
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According to a porn actress that was supposedly with him Sheen was gunning down vodka and smoking crack 2hrs before he went to the ER.

He'll go out the way he should, his body loaded with vodka, a room fool of hookers and porn stars with his face buried in a mountain of cocaine.

Its the way he wants to go.

Richard Corey

Agree. I'm surprised his dad lets him continue with it to be honest.

-spence

I've read his father is really involved, but I don't think there is much helping him...

I love the line Charlie gave when asked
"Charlie, why do you pay hookers for sex"
His reply
"I don't pay them for the sex, I pay them to leave afterward"