Why John, I had no Idea...
 

You were such a stud....

No need to brag about it!!!!!

Can anyone else describe themselves to sound so delicious??

Why not add balding???.......:D

That was in response to a former member's reasoning that we were only good to him for information and that we were all a bunch of know nothing lowlifes that stopped responding to his 40 questions per day
(of which 20 were the same question - where are your fish - :smash: )

I'm not fat, big boned maybe :doh: , 34 (but have the grey hair and knees of a 50 YO, has been? Nah, never was, beer guzzling? Nah the weight happened AFTER I stopped drinking :cheers: , and I am not a fan of dehydration :)

Howze Dat? :laughs:

HR - NEVER going bald - I punnish hair scissors and thinning sheers

ya, and if you have a lame leg or are missing some fingers, that would work to your advantage too...And teeth. You limited to 5 teeth???

Maybe this could be a fishing-dating page... I can see it now:

<<Striped-bass.com, "hooking" up freaks who would normally never get dates on their own for over 20 years!>>

Hmmm, Dating page? My wife would probably get tweaked but WTH :D

I'm a distinguished looking 49 year old (soon be even more distinguished at 50) . I sip my beer with my pinky extended. I swish the beer between my teeth to get the gas out so I never burp or fart.

I dress in high fashion hooded sweatshirts. I seldom use my sleeves to wipe my nose on a cold blowy night. I'm so neat all the time that my shirts stay clean so I never wash them (that stuff on the front is a modern art design) .

I never lose my temper or use profanities. If someone or something is annoying me , I simply say "God Bless".

I seldom pick my nose or scratch my butt when someone is watching. If I have been digging for buggers , I always wipe my hands on my pants before shaking someones hand. I do sometimes scratch my balls but any reasonable person would understand that its just a nervous twitch that makes me feel good inside. :)

Hey Saltheart - want to rewrite that last sentence a little :laughs:

SF - I also have a full set of teeth that I do not talk thru while clenched...

I thought we were all fat, beer guzzling 40 year olds, or did I misread?

As for me, SF, picture James Bond... tux, cool car, cool accent, gets all the chics, etc... I'm nothing like that.

Don't trust Saltheart, I'm pretty sure I've seen him picking his nose before.

Next thing you know we'll be adding pictures here......hey, not a bad idea....who wants to start??......:laughs:

Way too much information !!!!

You guys are too funny;)

um saltheart....please tell me you dont twitch and pick when wrapping rods......:eek:

as for me I am 5'9" 135 pounds and a lingerie model...any questions???



ok.ok...so I fibbed a LITTLE.....:rolleyes: :D

Jenn - with that description - yes, one question.......are you single?.....

The match game thread, or is this the dating game thread, or soon to be divorced you said too much thread:). I'm so sure of who I am, that I couldn't give a rat's ass what I look like or who I impress. I fish therefore I am. I've lit my share of farts on fire, not because I needed to, but because I've had people in the room I knew would take offense. I have that sick twisted sense of humor in me:), I'm always looking to embarrass and humiliate those that aren't prepared. Yes I've ripped a few in a closed car as well, not because I couldn't hold it, but because the reaction was going to be far more fun. If a girl is interested in what action my rod is, then jot her number down for later please:) and remember I always have rubbers:).

Saltheart
 

Best thread I've seen in a while.:happy: :happy: :happy:
But most can't take the truth.:rocketem: :rocketem: Don't know about you, but I'm only good from after dawn 'til just before dusk.:D

Lets see I am fat, 40, balding, no teeth, with great legs!! Do I win the prize?? :happy:

Come on Sweetieface. Lets hear the truth about you!!??!! :)

And no John , that last sentence came out just the way I wanted! :) :devil:

Well as long as we're doing it this way here's my dimes worth... 64, just a little over weight, balding to be distingquished looking, don't have all my teeth.... not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was......... dating thread might be a good un John....like a full moon LOL

About me.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning operas and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby #^&#^&#^&#^&, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery hostage. I frolic, I balance, I weave, I dodge and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I go striper fishing with Elvis, regularly.

43, 5ft 8, twisted steel and sex appeal!!!

What more can be said by that? Full contact origami :laughs:

Hey SP - my long lost brother!!

this discribes me best .
De plane de plane ! just longer hair .

We all look the same, great! Just drink beer:

http://www.mikeleo.com/beer/beer.swf

FS:

Funny Link....Beer Goggles at work....


:laughs: :laughs: :laughs:

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp-dressed man! Specially when the fumes kick in!
http://www.classicseacraft.com/Sirot...ingconsole.jpg

Well Well Well,
 

John, it appears that you are not the only Hunk on the boards eh???

To Saltheart I say: I am absolutely salivating. Truly.

To Got Stripers: You sound like a real catch. No pun intended. You live in a house, and your soul is at sea, but I'm curious to know where your pride resides?

Jenn: I feel your pain. I, too, am a lingerie model. Only due to time constraints, I like to split my days between lingerie modeling and old-fashioned runway modeling. Of course, sometimes I am able to kill 2 birds with 1 stone on weeks such as this, when the Victoria's Secret Lingerie Show will air on channel 17 for those in the southern Hemisphere. And while I am impressed with your stats, I am a 6'4", 104lb bombshell. A strong wind can take me out, but I can fit into anything at 5-7-9 stores. (please don't sneeze around me either)

Macojoe: While "nothing beats a great pair of leggs," I'm sorry, but you don't win today.

And last but by no means least, Surfpirate. What can I say? Your depiction of your Spiderman meets Betty Crocker, Kenny G meets MacGuyver, Ernest Hemingway meets Lisa Simpson, Mel Gibson meets Martha Stewart, Michaelangelo-Rainman-Albert Einstein-Jack Ryan-Barishnikoff-Mr. Miagi (both wax on AND wax off)-Insomniac-Canuck-Hannibal Lechter Surgeon skilled-Sporting the "Regular-Guy Look" personality grabs my attention. It does. However, the:

quote:
I go fishing regularly with Elvis

quote leads me to believe that perhaps you are not being entirely truthful with me, and I must declare that you are not the winner either.

Anybody else???

I can cook......:D

I do Laundry......

Can anybody do both? Anybody?? Anybody???

This sounds like an episode of the Bachelorette, though I have never watched the show.

I have to be able to as I need to clean all the splatter and spill from when I cook :D