Breaking: Charlie Sheen accused of murder
 

He allegedly killed 2.5 men.

:rotf2:

Ror good to see you here wee wee
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OHHH good one lol.

Had to use it right away , very funny :btu:

Good one!
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"Malibu...$hit, I'm still only in Malibu..."

"How many hookers had I already screwed? There were those six that I knew about for sure. Recent enough to smell their last breath in my face. But this time, it was a porn star. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. $hit... charging a man with solicitation in this place was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I agreed to her price. What the hell else was I gonna do?"

"The whores....the whores."

question?
 

Do you get half a life sentence for killing only a half man....?:confused:

Did you guys hear he and lindsay Lohan are starting a new sitcom???





It's gonna be called............................ Two and a half grams. :)
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