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wader-dad 04-14-2011 01:47 PM

Better watch out where you put your eels.
 
A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.

Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.

Hookedagain 04-14-2011 02:06 PM

Chefchris...don't pass out in front of your buddies....

MarshCappa 04-14-2011 02:14 PM

:buds:

PaulS 04-14-2011 02:14 PM

It can happen to anyone.

"Dr. I fell on it by accident. It was a one in a million shot"

fishbones 04-14-2011 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaulS (Post 851438)
It can happen to anyone.

"Dr. I fell on it by accident. It was a one in a million shot"

The Fusilli Jerry. One of the best Seinfeld's ever.:rotf2:

chefchris401 04-14-2011 04:34 PM

this happens all the time in our industry. :shocked:

the story your talking about was on 1000 ways to die tv show.

also dont set them down in tidal pools that have seagull/comarant poop in them, makes the eels die almost instantly

Slingah 04-14-2011 05:01 PM

I saw this show......YEEEOOOOOOOOOW
River Monsters : Candiru Catfish : Animal Planet

ivanputski 04-14-2011 06:24 PM

destiny

Sea of Atlas 04-14-2011 10:54 PM

That was from last year like this one
Odd - News - Eel 'crawls up fishmonger's bottom' - Digital Spy

Sundowner 04-15-2011 12:07 AM

ya heard the one about the horny woman, live lobster and a lighter?

MarkB 04-15-2011 12:09 AM

Always be the last one to pass out.

toaster816 04-15-2011 09:33 AM

Keestering eels is a very effective way to transport snakes from spot to spot. Also makes a good boga sheath.

Rappin Mikey 04-15-2011 09:49 AM

That sounds like the work of Redlite!


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