XXX sex on the boat
 

:humpty:Ok... I know what you are thinking but this happened on my boat last Friday night.... This is not a Penthouse story and I will keep this clean.

I docked my boat this year in a more public place this year. I stop by every day usually multiple times a day if I am not out on it as I live close by. Most of you know where I live. This time of year it is a very active place and there is lot of consumption of various adult beverages as well as other recreational drugs. It must be the moon phase because the last couple nights has been rather active here. I was offshore for an extended period and returned on Friday morning at 2:30am. I went to bed early on Friday evening as I was going to head out again on Sat morning just for a few hours to see if I could catch the reported school tuna that were near shore. I woke up refreshed after a 10 hour deep sleep and headed down to the boat at 5:00am to prep the boat. When I got there I noticed a few footprints on the deck. Now I know when I left it the deck was spotless as I was admiring my cleaning work. I had put up the dodger in the bow as it was wet and I wanted it to dry out and I had the cushions on the casting platform. This is a comfortable place to crash on a nice night or relax while in port.
I usually remove all this when I go fishing. As I started to remove the cushions I found a woman's earring. Later a mans ball cap as well as some other things that indicated a couple was on board last night and doing things that well , could be considered questionable in public. Anyway I was going fishing with a friend and I prepared the boat. On my way out I kept thinking who would do this....Maybe it was one of my teenage kids. I text-ed my wife on the way out and asked them to ask the kid if they or any of their friends were on board. They both swore they were not.
The next day I spoke to a woman on the boat next to me (a transient boat that was there for several days) and I asked her if she saw anyone on my boat the other night. Her eyes bugged out and with an emphatic YES! she went on to describe what was quite eye opening event. They had 4 people sleeping on their boat one was in the cockpit and she said it was a live and rather loud sex show at 2:00am. It seems after the bars closed this couple stumbled down the dock and decided to board my boat and hook-up as it were under my bow dodger . It is rather spacious under there but from what I gathered they were also engaged in the open deck which attracted a crowd of drunken onlookers on the adjacent walkway who were cheering and hollowing. The lady said it was unreal what they were doing. I had the pilothouse door locked and nothing was stolen or damaged. I asked the woman who was overhearing the entire even why she did not call the police or the harbormaster. She thought it might be the owner of the boat!!! (me!) I told her...well maybe 30 years ago but my behavior is much more subdued now.
I reported it to the harbormaster and he said this has not happened in many years that he knew about but in the last week this was the second public sex act reported. The last one was on the hood of a car. (they were arrested.)
Anyway, this kind of links back to the why one carries guns on board thread. I am thinking of setting up a cozy love nest then sleeping down below, and when they board...I will institute justice on the spot. :devil2:

PS: I disinfected the entire craft...Oh, and I did catch a nice school tuna within sight of land and was home by 1:00 so it was a fun day on the water

I'll keep an eye on the porn sites for any "boat" or "yachting" tags :hee:
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I knew I could count on you for support Freak.:biglaugh:

Too bad you weren't the first to nail tuna on your boat that day.
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Damn.... If you only had the cockpit video camera pointed at the bow.....

now boat have new mojo Boss

and I thought the strippers ( yes strippers not stripers) from Kittens ( Gentlemans club)swimming off the end of our dock @ 2AM was bold...

one word.... webcam :buds:

So THAT is why you only fish at night........

i knew there was a reason you guys fish at night!

My hats off to them, I'll bet they had a lot of fun :hihi:

-spence

Spense...I actually have the guys hat!!!! Really!:rotf2:

For some reason I knew you would respond to this...I was surprised it took you so long actually.

I was going to reply several times, but I couldn't come up with anything appropriate for a family oriented site :hihi:

-spence

DNA samples? :-)

if they tried that on my boat they'd have trebles and 6/0 hooks in their privates.....I'm not very organized.

Did you check with Clammer to see if he has an aliby. :huh: :D

Did you check the top of the pilot house to ensure there were no endangered flying coney island white fish that beached themselves up there:jump1:?

Classic. :biglaugh:

Spence, that was the response I was waiting for.

So you meet this cute chick in a bar on an island and its a hot summer night. She says "lets get out of here". So you go, but a leisurely walk down the dock turns into some real summer heat !!!!

Hey look, theres a boat that looks nice and clean (LOL). Actually, they could have done it in the engine room on your boat Jim !!

Anyway, so what would the poor guy say, "NO NOT HERE" !!!:smash:
Me thinks not. :uhuh::drool:

Imagine if you got down to the boat with your wife and SHE found the earrings and a condom wrapper.... DOGHOUSE!!!!!!! :rotf2::rotf2::rotf2:

Thats what i was thinking!

That happened to me once when i bought a used Jeep Wrangler.

bad detailing by the dealership led to a not so fun night one night. :wall: