The rest is just sand...
 

I know this doesn't belong in here...but I wanted it to get as much exposure as possible. This place is too tense lately...

Read...and Enjoy Life...



A philosophy professor stood before his class with some items on the table
in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2" in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So
the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.

He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open
areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was
full. They agreed it was. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured
it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He then asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a
unanimous "Yes."

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and
proceeded to pour their entire contents into the jar, effectively filling
the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
"I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are
the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your
children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained,
your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that
matter - like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else.
The small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room
for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all
your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the
things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are
critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get
medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time
to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.
Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your
priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no
matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers.

that was grrreeeeaaatttt

I'd change the 2 beers into a six pack. :D

I agree!:)

Ahhhhhhhhh - You got me !
I'd heard the lesson before but without the beer, NOW I get it ! :D
So, is the boat

Intense Buddy////////////////////////////////:)

Bloo, I like it. Don't mean to hijack, but I got this from a friend today as well.

Sometimes we just need to Remember what the 12 Rules
of Life really are..
1. Never Give Yourself a Haircut After Three Margaritas.
2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship
are "I apologize" and "you are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her, believe them.
7. Learn to pick your battles:
Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How
about one month? One week? One day?"
8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
9. If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have
another chance!
10. Living Well Really is The Best Revenge. Being miserable
because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the
other person was right about you.
11. Work is Good, but it's Not That Important.
Money is Nice, But You Can't Take It With You.
Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved,
some die even before they retire
And everything we have isn't really ours -- it was given to us by
God; He just lets us borrow it while we're here...even our kids.
12. And Finally ... Be Really Good To Your Family and/or Friends.
You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
bedpan.

A very wise man that professor:thanks:

:claps: That was pretty good Bloocrab and so true. Thanks, I
really enjoyed that. I think I will have those beers right now,
even though it is 8:30 in the morning.:drool: :laugha: :kewl:

It's 12:00 somewhere, I think I'll have mine too.

Good words - especially to me right now as I lost some of my pebbles the other day - Thanks Man! Time to bring one of my "rocks" to the sand box later :D

bloocrab, thats a great post, im printing that and its going on the fridge, it will be good to read that every once in a while, thanks