Whitney jokes
 

Ok I'll start it off.


What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on for Valentines day ?








Whitney's crack pipe

Q: What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A: A major crack problem

There's going to be a huge line outside Whitney Houston's funeral next week.Which coincidentally is what killed her.

Whitney's last 2 big hits were the crack pipe and the floor

What was her biggest hit? Her last one!

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Whitney's newest movie

They held a candle light vigil for Whitney in her home town of Newark NJ

I guess she'll always be...

Waiting to Exhale
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She beat Bobby Brown to death.
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What's pink and sits on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's valentines cards
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Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.

On a high note
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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can hit 50
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Live from Beverly Hills Hospital’s life support division.


Whitney Houston un-plugged.
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I know that feeling ... ya brains never the same after that .

This thread is sad.
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I have to agree, and I'm far from a Houston fan.

Oh. Poor Whitney the junkie who pissed her life away !
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Actually the sad part is she was able to get a prescription for drugs, and she was a struggling addict that's deplorable. She mixed booze and narcotics a definite no no. At one time she was a very talented singer, a long time ago. Its sad the way she died.
This thread was jokes..and they are funny.

The people posting these jokes and the people who think they are funny are really sad and are without class.

And they are my friends! We're a sick lot I guess. :rotf2:

:buds:

No what's really sad is the Moonbats out in California will no doubt send her doctor to prison for her dying.
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GOOD GUESS!!!

Back in the eighties, when I was a trader on Wall St, there would be a pool for the best joke before the opening.... Some were extremely good, some distastful, but the pot was sizable. I was amazed at how quickly they came out, sometimes before the body was cold....

That was then. I've lost any appreciation for them in this case.....I;m getting old i guess.

In my opinion this whole thread is in very poor taste!!!!!!!!!!