How about a joke to lighten up the day.
 

The pope is fishing with a local indian medicine man, and as they are catching fish, the medicine man's line gets tangled in sunken tree branch.
He steps out of their boat and walks over to his lure, pops it free and returns to the boat.
The pope, seeing this thinks "If he can do that I surely must also have the power to walk on water." He steps out of the boat and proceeds to sink to the bottom. The medicine man reaches down and drags the pope back into the boat.
Sheepishly, the pope admists to the medicine man " I am in awe of the powers you have to be able to do what you did!"

At which point the medicine man replies "It's not as much the power as it is knowing where all the rocks are!"

:biglaugh:

Even the Pope is not immune to being a googan!