How cold was it?
 

It was so cold this morning that I farted and the gas turned to solid before it smelled

It was so cold this morning I walked out to Stellwagen Bank to go Ice Fishing

I chipped a tooth on peanut butter
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My dog's pee froze before hitting the fire hydrant! And the tootsie rolls were frozen before hitting the ground...:rotf2:

Or as me grand pappy used to say, it's cold enough to whizz and lean on it.

Walked the entire length of Narragansett town beach this morning .. 15 degrees. My girlfriend found a sand dollar on the frozen sand!!
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It's so cold, I just spit out an ice cube

it's so cold ....
that i've fallen and can't get up
seems the boys froze to the floor

This morning I drove my Tundra over to Stellwagon go ice fishing!

Loudon Wainwright 'You Dont Want To Know' VRC0096 - YouTube
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It was so cold this morning that when I shoved my hands down my pants to warm them up my balls were colder than my finger tips.

It was so cold this morning Polar Bears were chasing seals off of Monomoy
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I heard they shut down the ORV corridor because penguins were nesting on back beach
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it's so cold I'm constipated
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Dog pisses on his owners #^&#^&#^&#^&ty excuse for a snowman

It's so cold, The debt ceiling froze before Obama could waste any more of OUR money
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It's so cold, my Husky mix puppy wanted to come inside after only half an hour at the dog park

So cold I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets

It was so cold I saw a politician with his pants on. :devil2:

It was so cold this morning Jack Frost called "Joe and the good people of Venezuela" for some oil
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Contrived but a good effort :cheers:
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Thanks pal! It was late and I was tired.
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Corollary for today: How windy was it?

There were small log warning out in the toilet boil for 2-3" as winds blew back down the vent stack!

All night , crash , bang boom around the neighborhood. Fortunately none of it was in my yard. About 4 AM a big Booom and then no power. Obviously a tranformer blowing. tree or limb must have fallen on the wires.


It was so windy the Goodyear blimp was flying backwards!