MonkeyPox
 

I heard on the radio news today that someone recently contracted MonkeyPox, which is much like smallpox and fatal...


God forgive me here:

Please promise me that if I get MonkeyPox and die, that there will be a special thread dedicated solely to jokes about it. This one would be too good to pass up..... She was APE over fishing.... Jigs made her BANANAS,.....

If you don't, I will haunt the site. I swear. And I will tie boots to the ends of your lines. Seriously. MonkeyPox has so many possibilities, you'd be foolish not to laugh.

(not at other victims, of course, but at the name "MonkeyPox." I am laughing right now...)

Ok, well I thought the word monkey was funny, but I guess no one else did.

Sorry, never mind.

I thought is was hilarious:D

Sweetie,
I've been hearing on the news that it isn't fatal, so you won't have to haunt the site. :laughs:

Hi SweetieFace. I'm sorry if I stole your thunder with the Deadly SeaMonkeyPox thread but I had just gotten home and posted it when I saw yours. But do you know something? I think the word monkey is funny too, especially when you combine it with the word Sea. See, SeaMonkey. HA HA HA HA HA....HA HA HA:hihi: :laugha: :jump1: :biglaugh:

whew, thank god that it isnt fatal. so i dont have to perform a feng shui on this site ;)

O.K. I/ll bite. What is feng shui? see you on the beach....longshot:confused:

Sweatieface It's not fatal I got it a couple of years ago when I was running a plane load of illegal TV's to Mexico. A little cranberry juice will fix it right up :angel:

heehee...anything has has to do with monkies cracks me up....I see monkies on TV and laugh....so does my husband...dont know why...just the sight of them is hilarious....and yes I am being serious! I think its just their mannerisms or something....heehee...now I am laughing THINKIN about monkies.
I also have a friend with a very peculiar phrase she uses often...with the use of the word monkey.....:rolleyes: :laughs: :eek: but we wont go there...

here is it...
Main Entry: feng shui
Pronunciation: 'f&[ng]-'shwE, -'shwA
Function: noun
Etymology: Chinese (Beijing) fEngshui geomantic omen, literally, wind-water
Date: 1797
: a Chinese geomantic practice in which a structure or site is chosen or configured so as to harmonize with the spiritual forces that inhabit it; also : auspicious orientation, placement, or arrangement as determined by feng shui

actually sweetieface
 

i did think that was very funny.... but it made me think
if you had monkey pox and gave it to a striped bass
would it get striped monkey pox? LOL:D

or Monkey Bass Pox.

And then if Notaro caught that fish, would it then have Striped Monkey Feng Shui Bass-Pox?

I just heard on the news it's rarely fatal and generaly contracted from prairie dogs in the mid-West. How that relates to the name Monkey Pox is anyone's guess. Kid in NJ's got it, but he just came back from Indiana where they think he got it.

Guess I'll be staying out of those Monkey-Prairie Dog bars from now on....

(and thats ok, Bigfish, I'll just haunt you now...) :err: :bl2:

Okay, I'm going to ask my dad for the procedure on feng shui on this thread...

Stay away from used computers, they may come with the...

You've all got it wrong!!!

Monkey pox came from the most dangerous of all species...

The Tiger Striped Shark Mouse!!!

The monkey was merely it's 1st victim!

I just saw this thread ( and it's funny) but why are you going to rearrange the furniture on this site ?

:smash: :smash: :D

hahahaha, i should have said tao excorism, man!

Yes, thank you Notaro. I will use the proper procedure in my haunting!