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jonserfish 12-06-2013 10:12 PM

Apps that don't exist.... but wish they did
 
an oyster sh#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g app.

I got a hankering for a raw bar

or work clone app

lets hear some suggestions, who knows maybe sb will get rich with a good idea...... like the pet rock !

jonserfish 12-06-2013 10:12 PM

wow it edited shuc king

The Dad Fisherman 12-06-2013 11:12 PM

The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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Redsoxticket 12-06-2013 11:15 PM

Interactive multi-player fishing app. featuring tournament mode. This app will be available in 5 years to coincide with the collapse of the striper. The cost is $30 with all proceeds going to buy back commercial fishing vessels and charter boats that show financial hardship.
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JohnR 12-06-2013 11:43 PM

The Anti-Backlashing App

puppet 12-07-2013 07:50 AM

A remove the idiots from around me app.

I would find this app most useful when driving on the highway and eating in resturants.

This app would be a modern marvel.
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rphud 12-07-2013 08:13 AM

Targeted EMP app. So I can blow up all those devices running apps that everybody uses while driving the Pike in the morning. Probably blow up their engine controls right after I light up their phone. Last incident was a the driver of an 18 wheel fuel truck texting while driving. Blow me up some Laser guns too!

Raven 12-07-2013 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman (Post 1023952)
The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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think in minutes instead of hours!

if there was a sexy broad with big boobs
standing behind you with hot breath and
a stop watch your heart might beat faster :rotf2:

ivanputski 12-07-2013 08:40 AM

*the "pin-point the most select eels in the tank at the shop" App...

* The "auto-pilot drive me home after fishing because i"m a zombie" app

* The "You're getting waaay too close and about to mug me loud speaker" app

* The "Predator - vision see exactly where the fish are, color coded by weight-class" App

* The "energy drink / caffeine breathalyzer" App..(Lets you know when you have reached the critical limit of energy drinks)

* to be continued...

chrisjoe13 12-07-2013 08:42 AM

another for you Pete:

*cloaking devise for my car/truck

ivanputski 12-07-2013 08:59 AM

ooh... good one! i like getting skunked in peace!

nightfighter 12-07-2013 09:16 AM

The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....

Raven 12-07-2013 10:39 AM

especially when the APP declares

unknown species

massbassman 12-07-2013 11:19 AM

The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace!:fury:



...and home.:smash:

BigBo 12-07-2013 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massbassman (Post 1023993)
The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace!:fury:



...and home.:smash:

Good one. Maybe one for the internet as well. :uhuh: there's more than one or two that I would use it on. :devil2:

Mr. Sandman 12-07-2013 12:55 PM

App that permanently modifies my bank balance to a much larger number.

Raven 12-07-2013 03:24 PM

OKAY....
AFTER CAREFULLY ANALYZING
WHAT'S IMPORTANT

I Thought the best app would be
one that auto delivers a plug or two
via Amazon drone to your boat or rock
including some munchies to go with it.

ivanputski 12-07-2013 05:45 PM

Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...

Raven 12-07-2013 08:47 PM

mute button app for when the wife gets pissed
it works just like noise cancellation headphones

Raven 12-07-2013 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonserfish (Post 1023945)
wow it edited shuc king

it doesn't know periods F.U.C.

Poncho 12-08-2013 01:15 PM

Time machine app to go back to the days of no phones no apps and no people who are addicted and dependent on technology
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Ian 12-08-2013 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ivanputski (Post 1024017)
Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...

There are a lot of people in Colorado and Washington state that would love this too :-)
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Nebe 12-08-2013 08:00 PM

How about an app that can spy on you and send a your private info to the NSA?
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numbskull 12-08-2013 08:01 PM

A killer whale song app with a waterproof earbud size speaker, to tie on your boot and scare seals away.

yj1990 12-09-2013 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nightfighter (Post 1023981)
The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....

Ross your phone doesn't app's last I heard

nightfighter 12-09-2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yj1990 (Post 1024292)
Ross your phone doesn't app's last I heard

Hey, wise guy.... I graduated to a 5c... And you don't even have your voicemail message set up.....

N.ShoreFisher 12-09-2013 06:48 PM

the "change the time on wife's clock at home app" which would set home clocks back several hours so I can say that I got home at 11pm instead of 3:30am. Also the "pick me up in a boat app" so when I'm out at night some of the Wicked Tuna guys would stop on their way out to pick me up at the bridge. That would be nice!

N.ShoreFisher 12-09-2013 06:51 PM

also....how about a "scan a lure and print out a template app" for home duplicators so I could just point my phone at a plug, then send pic via message to a computer which prints out weight, specs and hook placement suggestions! :)

beamie 12-09-2013 09:06 PM

Locate school of pogies app

Linesider82 12-09-2013 10:02 PM

will this eelskin fit app
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