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Apps that don't exist.... but wish they did
an oyster sh#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g app.
I got a hankering for a raw bar or work clone app lets hear some suggestions, who knows maybe sb will get rich with a good idea...... like the pet rock ! |
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The "Add an Hour" App.....need more time In the day.....there's an app for that.
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Interactive multi-player fishing app. featuring tournament mode. This app will be available in 5 years to coincide with the collapse of the striper. The cost is $30 with all proceeds going to buy back commercial fishing vessels and charter boats that show financial hardship.
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The Anti-Backlashing App
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A remove the idiots from around me app.
I would find this app most useful when driving on the highway and eating in resturants. This app would be a modern marvel. Posted from my iPhone/Mobile device |
Targeted EMP app. So I can blow up all those devices running apps that everybody uses while driving the Pike in the morning. Probably blow up their engine controls right after I light up their phone. Last incident was a the driver of an 18 wheel fuel truck texting while driving. Blow me up some Laser guns too!
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think in minutes instead of hours! if there was a sexy broad with big boobs standing behind you with hot breath and a stop watch your heart might beat faster :rotf2: |
*the "pin-point the most select eels in the tank at the shop" App...
* The "auto-pilot drive me home after fishing because i"m a zombie" app * The "You're getting waaay too close and about to mug me loud speaker" app * The "Predator - vision see exactly where the fish are, color coded by weight-class" App * The "energy drink / caffeine breathalyzer" App..(Lets you know when you have reached the critical limit of energy drinks) * to be continued... |
another for you Pete:
*cloaking devise for my car/truck |
ooh... good one! i like getting skunked in peace!
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The one and only time I had the better half fishing on the boat, 4-5 years ago, I was into the dogfish. She was WTF?, shocked that the FF didn't/couldn't tell the difference between species...... Now that would be good app....
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especially when the APP declares
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The "Think before you speak App"... would be very beneficial in the workplace!:fury:
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App that permanently modifies my bank balance to a much larger number.
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OKAY....
AFTER CAREFULLY ANALYZING WHAT'S IMPORTANT I Thought the best app would be one that auto delivers a plug or two via Amazon drone to your boat or rock including some munchies to go with it. |
Digital scale app... the screen of your phone can weigh plugs...
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mute button app for when the wife gets pissed
it works just like noise cancellation headphones |
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Time machine app to go back to the days of no phones no apps and no people who are addicted and dependent on technology
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How about an app that can spy on you and send a your private info to the NSA?
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A killer whale song app with a waterproof earbud size speaker, to tie on your boot and scare seals away.
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the "change the time on wife's clock at home app" which would set home clocks back several hours so I can say that I got home at 11pm instead of 3:30am. Also the "pick me up in a boat app" so when I'm out at night some of the Wicked Tuna guys would stop on their way out to pick me up at the bridge. That would be nice!
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also....how about a "scan a lure and print out a template app" for home duplicators so I could just point my phone at a plug, then send pic via message to a computer which prints out weight, specs and hook placement suggestions! :)
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Locate school of pogies app
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will this eelskin fit app
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