marriage / fishing issues
 

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,

But on Fridays, I fish."

I would arrange UBER both ways 5 days a week + weekends!
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i think house calls should be arranged
she'll need extra therapy....

Can I pay th co pay in advance?
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LoL!
At first I thought mr sand man was in deep water with the mrs!!!
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Where do I sign

Few years ago my friend told his girl to paint some stripes on herself and he might throw a plug at her.
Nice guy though...

That's funny! I compared notes with my wife- who is out of the house more:
work 40 hours, 10 hours total a week fishing. Does not include things like the HDL
Wife- baby pick up drop off 8 hours(great neice/nephews), gym (she
s 63 and bad back) 10 hours, errands for other people 10 hours, dance classes 6 hours, volunteering at yarn store 4 hours, and that's just the short list. BD

Very funny !!!

LOL!

lets add a few from the male perspective

not tonight honey

i have to get up UGLY Early