WARNING!!! STOP USING SHAMPOO!!!
 

Don't wash your hair in the shower!!


It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!


Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."


No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.


It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."


Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

How Many lives did you just save... HERO!!!

LOL
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Quick patent the use you will be able to retire!

you mean.... i can't borrow some suds
and use it elsewhere?

the world is goin to hell imma tellin yah... :hs:

Maybe that's what happened

Go get one of those dog cones, the ones that prevent self-lickification, wrap it around your neck in the shower

Can't help but laugh picturing him in the shower with a dog cone on that is rapidly filling up with water as he attempts to rinse his hair.
:D