My moonbat statement for 2014
 

Dennis Rodman was hired by the CIA to poison Kim Jon Unn.


Just think about that for a minute.

Where are both of them

You heard it here first!
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Anyone see the VICE episode when the globe trotters and Dennis Rodman went to North Korea? epic

Nope
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Secret agent Worm.....

I dony know how i missed that episode but it was a good one for sure.

Gets the mind thinking.
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Rodman's in rehab . Probably being given LSD
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kim sure is walkin funny

Tum Ting Wong.....

See. See. It all adds up!!! He's in rehab because he poisoned his friend!
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tween wegs

Moonbatten down the hatches!

:rotf2:

I'm surprised no one put 2 and 2 together until now.
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I need Spence's opinion here on this highly plausible scenario.
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I sat in the row behind Rodman on a red eye from LAX a few years ago. He was a funny guy. Gets on the plane and he's right in my face holding his arms out letting the entire aircraft know he was on board wearing one of those little kid fuzzy winter animal hats with the really long tails.

He was very gracious to a few fans who came up to talk to him.

I doubt he was hired by the CIA though. Rodman was planted by aliens to help guide the development of the human race. He's acting under their supervision and we under his...

I thought that, but was keeping that suspicion to myself :hihi:
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well this means something..... quite important really

as i inch out onto a limb ever so carefully :usd:

i must come up with a 2014 Moon_bat statement too :rotflmao:

you may begin with the banter now :bo:

:rotfl:
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LOL Buck, now that I can believe. :hihi:

The libs are jumping in on this thread, what else do they have to talk about. :)

Man, oh, man, that is some good thinking, I hope you aqre right.

Something huge could very well be happening in North Korea. Those poo rpeopl ehave been living, starving in th edark, for generations. Until recently, they had no idea that life could be different. The US and South Korea have been air-dropping smart phones and newspapers to try to inform the masses.

I hope Long Duk Dong got what was coming to him.

It all adds up
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my Moonbat statement
 

it is a known fact that our US military
were willing and ready to pass out Viagra
to tribal leaders in Afghanistan if only they
would furnish them with any info
about bad guy locations.

Now i thought.... wouldn't it be smarter
to make a "Special" Viagra available for
bad guys that would give them a permanent
boner until they received the right remedy?

i think they'd have trouble running and hiding :uhuh:
but not making new warriors so that is confusing to me. :confused:
Since a 7 year old can rebuild a Russian made AK47 in 5 minutes.

Plausible considering the CIA paid Trojan condom co a lot to send magnum XXL condoms that were labeled as small to Russia during the cold war
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hopefully a pin hole was in each one

here's an ARTICLE

(NEWSER) – Little blue pills are proving to be a potent weapon in the CIA's efforts to win support from Afghan chieftains in the battle against the Taliban, the Washington Post reports. The notoriously fickle warlords—often aging men with up to four wives to satisfy—usually expect to be paid for the co-operation, and agents say giving them money isn't always the best idea.
Chieftains given cash will often spend it on flashy goods, making it too obvious that they're paid informants, say agents. Something that leaves little trace is best, and sexual performance drugs have turned out to be a proven way to win true-blue friends. "He came up to us beaming," one official recalls of a 60-year-old clan leader given a few blue pills. "He said, 'You are a great man.' After that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."

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You're trying to bridge a gap between people living in the 18th century and people coming in from the 21st century, so you look for those common things in the form of material aid that motivate people everywhere.
- CIA veteran Jamie Smith
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