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JohnR 12-18-2014 07:53 PM

Goldfish Died
 
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Little Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

As Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth he then replied, "That's because he's inside your f#cking cat."

nightfighter 12-18-2014 07:59 PM

LMAO here, both of us!
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spence 12-18-2014 08:03 PM

Nice.

Guppy 12-18-2014 08:15 PM

Thanks, best one in long time LMAO

nightfighter 12-18-2014 08:19 PM

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iamskippy 12-18-2014 09:13 PM

The 80's called and want their over told joke back.
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JohnR 12-18-2014 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by iamskippy (Post 1059510)
The 80's called and want their over told joke back.
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Dude - TBT - you can wear your Mullet :laugha:

iamskippy 12-19-2014 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnR (Post 1059512)
Dude - TBT - you can wear your Mullet :laugha:

Not a mullet, pork chops.,,
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The Dad Fisherman 12-20-2014 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnR (Post 1059512)
Dude - TBT - you can wear your Mullet :laugha:

I was thinking more "Flock of Seagulls"

http://thelincolnlist.com/wp-content.../10/flock1.jpg
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Raven 12-20-2014 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by nightfighter (Post 1059505)
IS IT A Secret message Bullwinkle? I dunno Rocky, perhaps Fan-mail from a flounder?

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