Caption Contest ~ 1
 

Caption Contest (nothing that requires banning)

How yamahas are made
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Looks like an out take from a new Dr Strangelove remake, from a nautical perspective. "Major Kong riding da bomb".

The kamasutra has nothing on Suzuki.
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"Bruce always rubs his fishing gear on his friends balls for good luck"
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Hold on I got this :smash:

"I see color"

Hand held fish finder.
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Describe how marriage feels ?
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You catch it, you unhook it!
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Getting bait is half the fun.

The "ACME STEADY-CAM" guarantees crisp, clear photos no matter how hard you are f%#@ing laughing !!!!!!!!

It's my responsibilty why?
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Don't do it, you have so much to live for!!
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I said I'm sorry....all that matters is the line didn't get cut and your Habs sr. should still be there. I will get another prop nut after we get towed in.
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I dropped the prop nut! Ugh

Brokeback got us good, don't it?

I Swear if you FART !!!

This will work, paddle

"When buying a boat from clammer, always inspect the lower unit"
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I knew I should have bought that inboard model.

Which way am I supposed to turn the prop to make us go forward?

I told you to bring the oars

Keep it greasy
To go down easy
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"nope-

I think your hemmorrhoids are all cured...."

I know you ordered the blow up doll but I don't think thats it.

Never mind the rocks behind us!
Just keep padding I know the tide is with us!
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I said I wanted to get drunk and go motor boating, but this wasn't what I had in mind....
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My turn

The battery may be dead but I think if I spin the prop fast enough it will start.
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