Going through an old fishing item...
 

...it's a "Wit and Wisdom of Fishing" perpetual calendar.


** Note that anglers with longer arms have an advantage...
...in the "you should'a seen the one that got away" sweepstakes! **


** "Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." **

** A pessimist is an angler who thinks the weather is too bad to fish. An optimist is any wife who thinks her husband won't fish anyway. **

** "Good sex and good fishing both require passion" **

** "Rainbow trout fishing is as different from brook trout fishing as prize fighting is from boxing." **

** Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait." **