Grump speak
 

I like the regression of the english language on this Old Phart's board - should be called sudsbonics or phartbonics, or grumpbonics....

That and I like the unique spellin' that's takin' place :D, oops, sorry :mad: ( fergot, no happy craphola allowed in here).

My personal favorite is one of my own that I just re-read...
"liawyer", speaks volumes, don't it CS :rolleyes:

can't unda stand why that sob is still alive, dont git me goin on him, u'll see grumpage like u neva seen bafour.:af:

I rest my case :D err, :wall: :exp:

AAHHH! ya just jellyous:p

what the hell is this :p :mad:
look u crusted old phart, take that crap outa'H here:mad:
Im sick of being a board nazi here:mad:
but if i have to i will remove Your posting of them:) things
now im all bent outaH shape cause 1 Bum comes in here and baits You old pharts , like the guy owns the joint:D er :mad:
tourist season allmost over now school bus season is about to start

this is Your last warning Bub....
next time i will put You in a time out:D oops :mad:

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Look You flatlanding rotten heathen barbearian skirvy nave
Im going to plug Your moth with a popper so deep it will impale Your ability to poop:mad:
hit the road #$@#$$*%#@^%rotten bastage&*%($)*%^)%
Oh Ya I hate CT for that now look what You done*&($%^*# :mad:

:D :lm: :wave: :love: :spin:

"I wuv you, you wuv me, we're one happy..."

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Im sorry I have to do this But you posting Privy's are pulled banned.
No BM's for You plus a field Ho'ing when I get My hands on Your little plugweebag
Hit the road, put Ya tract'aH in 5th level and split:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Your farging dead:mad:

:bshake:

U&^$*%^@#$!#@#$%&*()&$%#$:mad: (*%&(:smash: :smash: #%^$^@:mad:

You need me BM.

The happier I get, the grumpier you get. :laughs:

4th week and dont B late:mad:

Sorry BM, I have to tend my flower garden that week, those lovely deer just love to munch on my daffodils on a new moon night. :)

look pal none of this;) gay crap:mad:
u fishin the what moon ? with me next month? pm if u like
the sands have been interesting If You spend alot of time out there.
Maybe we can ask cape sams to take us on his boat and then when we find the bass we can puke and get him to grump.
the Guy is good....:mad:

...so happy and carefree and gay....la la la la la la... :laughs:

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I hate smurfs.
U got that week off or what:mad: U freak

Have a crabby patty and chill, dude!

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SpongeBob :yak: :yak:

I'll tell you a little story from 2 nights ago. We didn't get a chance to go camping this summer with all the rain so I set the tent up in the backyard so the kids could campout. I even lit a fire. Well ofcourse I had to sleep out there with them and the bugs and crickets were so loud that Jenna was complaing that she couldn't sleep. Well I zonked out and when I woke up in the middle of the night Jenna had gone back in the house. Well naturally she left her SpongeBob Square Pants alarm clock right next to me and at 6 AM it started singing the F%$#&*$@!#$ song:smash: :smash: and Danny had to shut it off because I was about to whip it into the woods:af:
I hate that song:smash:

Uh oh, now Bruce is grumpy. :eek5:

Weewee, ya sprained my eye with that purple fargin' crap!:mad: :mad: ;)

Naw, I ain't grumpy.....

Yes You are, You are Grumpy ,You Yuppie.
go move your gay mirrors to look at Your wheels
Its people like You with them gay trucks that clog My roads here:mad:
why dont You put some of them brush guards on it that will never get used and some of them blue lights so we can Yell at you as You Yuppie on by U geek:mad:

AND DONT MESS WITH MY SPONGE BOB!!!!!:af: :mad: :af:

Bruce,

You should bejewel the rear view mirror of your new sand sled with a pair of happy, cheerful, and official Sponge Bob Fuzzy Dice.

Look pi$$ Boy, take the:D crap out of here:mad:
now ifems You keep this up ,im going to have to take this to the owner of the site.
Now to put You in the mood here, go by brakes for your Yuppie mobile:mad:
maybe You and slip cann go on a play date, another yuppie word:mad: