Biden massacres dec of independence and gettysburg address in one swoop
 

Someone please tell this poor guy it’s over?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIVJCDwZUkM

"We hold these truths! Four score and seven years ago! England expects every man to do his duty! Never has so much been owed by a day which will live in infamy! I have not yet begun to fire when you are ready Gridley! It was the best of times, call me Ishmael! Whoops! I just soiled myself!"
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Are young to spend the next 9 months getting trolled?
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i can’t understand a word of that, which makes it the most logical thing you’ve posted here.

Anybody can slip up, like obama
saying there are 57 states or like you saying whatever the hell you just said. This is a very different flavor of vodka.
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Y’all are acting like Trump’s the first Prez to spend an entire year on the golf course, get impeached, get high all day, hire his kids to steal our money, say bat#^&#^&#^&#^& crazy stuff on twitter while he walks around with his face painted orange and a dead ferret on his head..
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Sleepy Joe couldn’t tell the difference between his wife and sister last night. But it was late.
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Autocorrect, sound it out like a two year old Jim, I think you can get it.
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The republicans will defend the socialist berine as a victim of the dirty democrats ...the ideology they profess to hate so much in hope he gets nominated so Trump doesn't have to run on his record against a competent candidate,, he can just throw in socialism bad .. rinse and repeat all the way to election day

Be-rine!...Be-rine!...Be-rine! he's in it to win it comrade!!!

At least Biden didn't:

Call Hurricane Florence “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water”

Refer to the “oranges” of the Mueller investigation repeatedly when he meant “origins”

Talk about the “floors of the forest” when discussing wildfires and saying that the president of Finland told him they “spend a lot of time raking and cleaning” their forests

Call Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple”

Refer to 9/11 as 7/11

Say that windmills cause cancer

Tell a crowd that “the kidney has a very special place in the heart”

And let’s not forget during his Fourth of July speech when The Chosen One said that during the Revolutionary War, the Continental Army “rammed the ramparts and took over airports.”

Just a few gaffes among Billions and Billions and Billions

Let’s all take note that not one the liberals here, NOT A SINGLE ONE, could watch that video and say, “geez that was ugly, he needs to step it up.”.

That’s very telling. Many republicans here are readily willing to concede Trumps many flaws, some of which are really bad. None of you can do it. Not one of you can even come close to doing it.

Why do you suppose that is? What’s in that kool aid, exactly?
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Because it's not ugly, he's excited, the people are excited. It's not like he was trying to recite everything verbatim, it was a mashup. Real leadership, a person who gets it and gives a #^&#^&#^&#^& about the people he's running to lead...a breath of fresh air.

Biden smoked yesterday, Trump has got to be loosing it.

And he won’t have Bengiza to drag him down, pretty confident he won’t loose.
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Psychobozo per plan is just trying to help Putin's choice of opponent, the other crazy old man Bernie

Let's be honest, anyone can say 7/11 instead of 9/11.

The last time that happened likely resulted in Hunter.
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I agree Biden crushed yesterday. I agree Trump would be better off facing Bernie than Biden. But i doubt trump is all that nervous. If bernie’s supporters feel that they were robbed, biden might not have their support. if they feel Biden won fair and square, I agree he’s formidable. i don’t think he’s going to win, i was happy to bet $100 here that he wouldn’t, but i wouldn’t bet a lot more than that, especially if the market stays this volatile.

Biden’s major hurdle will be getting the nomination in a way that doesn’t infuriate bernie’s zealots.
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this is dumber than a biden blooper

biden's major hurdle will be getting to november without being declared mentally incompetent

PsychoBozo's new strategy against surging Joe Biden: He's trying to paint Biden as a creature of the "socialist" Democratic Party, while also trying to demoralize young voters by claiming Dems thwarted Bernie the Socialist.

But old people vote and they are saying “Biden’s experienced, he’s known, a good person, and he can beat that nasty man.”

if you’re worried about biden keeping the bernie zealots, you are right to do so. if any meaningful number of them stay home, biden can’t win. and they are fanatically pro bernie.
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Bernie ain't what he used to be.

In 2016, he was the leader of the democratic socialist movement and also the Clinton protest vote.
In 2020, he's fighting the suspicion (and fear) among many Democrats that his democratic socialism would help re-elect President Donald Trump.
It's clear from exit polls and results in the primary so far that Sanders' base of support has shrunk rather than expanded in the four years since he last ran for President, even as his political power has grown.
"He underperformed in Iowa and New Hampshire. He won 86% of the vote in Vermont against Hillary Clinton in 2016. He's getting 57% tonight," said David Axelrod.
Axelrod pointed out that Sanders took every delegate out of his home state of Vermont in 2016. This year, he got about 51% (with 99% of the vote reported), which means Joe Biden will get some of his home state delegates.

Let me know if you are confident enough in Biden to increase our wager. Then we may be convinced that you actually believe what you are saying and not just ringing the bell with you mouth as usual.
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