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A NEW NAME CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH! (Kids will love doing this too!) Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times day..... no wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first >half of your new last name: >
a = bunny
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second >half of your new last name: >
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = butt
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = nose
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!! and be sure to put YOUR NEW NAME in the subject line

Buttercup Gizzardkisser :confused:

CRUSTY BUNNY SHORTS

Lumpy Girdlebutt :laughs:

gidget bunnybutt

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Lumpy Gizzardface

I like nor-easters best.:laughs:

zippy bunny lips???????:smash:

Buttercup Bubblemouth
Sounds like what the boys call Mikey at RP.
Hey BB!
Rick

loopy cootiebutt

Crusty Bubbletush

OOOH!!...that's just wrong:laughs:

Crusty Bunnysprinkles.......:rolleyes:

Though the wife's is worse.....Zippy Liverhiney.....:eek:

Zippy Waffle Tushie. :laughs:

Lumpy cootiehinny, but hey what's in a name.

loopy liverbrain

buttercup waffle-mouth

heh.

Boobie Bunnybutt

Boobie Wafflelips :D

:cool:

zippy bunny head!!!!!


we'll just leave THAT one alone ok???:D

squeezit bunnybuns

Cheeseball Girdletushie :D

Or just plain Cheeseball

lumpy girdlehiney ...think i have seen one of those before:smash:

Loopy Girdlechunks

Tulefel Girbilbutt:laughs:

tulefel bunny sniffer

That's MISTER Snotty Bunnyfanny!:laugha:

loopy girdletush

Pinky Pinkysniffer --Yikes :eek: :eek:

that means my kid is Pinky Pinkysniffer III