Ivanka’s “Find Something New” Campaign
 

So,
She’s suggesting us career actual WORKERS find something new to do with our lives.

If I could get money from daddy while whispering sweet nothings into daddy’s ear while he tribbles me on his knee, then I’d do it, too.

We can’t all fall back on incest, sweetheart.

Have you ever sat on Naked #^&#^&#^&#^&y’s knee and gotten a prize?
Asking for Guppy

Brilliant advice. All those millions of unemployed can fill those millions of unfilled jobs.

Tone deaf.
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Maybe she can try it in the arse and hopefully she won’t multiply.
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Guess that’s how we get 30 footers, homie.

I’m sorry, that wasn’t nice.

Bouncing on a rich girls knee’s a little different.
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#KeptHubbyz
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Sorry to hear you missed another fishing trip Ricky.
I really hope things are great for you and your family.
Smile and enjoy every day.

Trump on hearing 70% of Americans are extremely concerned about sending their kids back to school, responded by saying if their are parents that feel that way, they should have someone else taking care of their kids. So get a new job and apparently if your not on board with the crazy ones agenda, get out of the parenting job too. You really can’t make that crazy crap up, I feel like instead of getting fitted for an orange jump suit, he may be spiraling towards a straight jacket.

You know us snowflakes, dood.

Sleepin in and taking names.

One of these days Panty Claws gonna get me a bigger boat. Maybe I’ll be more hardcore when that happens.
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BTW, Chris,
If you think I’m embarrassed about sleeping in, try having your brother write a story about you doing it in OTW.

When your little bro writes something about you to Fee, just let me know.
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Keep smiling Ricky but I don’t have a little bro
You are capable of great things.
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actually, you do....quite often:hee:

#BeBestestest
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Dude, you need to refocus and find something new. Couldn’t you parlay that culinary education into picking crabs? Plenty of tobacco over in CT that needs to be harvested.

You just need to find something new.
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Sell some solar panels or go build some windmills somewhere.
Some ❄️ careers were made for you people
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By you people, do you mean people who had jobs before Corona Summer Vacation?

Asking for a friend.

You could hire me as a chummer?
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They only hire Puerto Rican’s to work in CT.

Thank God Trump didn’t sell PR after the hurricane...all the elitist cigar smokers in the country wouldn’t have had shade grown tobacco wraps to enroll their cancer sticks.

#TrumpSavedCigars2020
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People who were impacted may need to reconsider their occupation due to the global pandemic. I have a musician friend who has mentioned green energy as something he may try as an alternative to lessons and gigs.

Tattoo is my chummer and has proven reliable, sorry.

He’s an amazing dude, for sure.

Please tell him I said hello...been a long time.
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“Oh, the vaccine was behind door number one, but you’ve won a supply of Goya beans! Show ‘em the beans, Ivanka!”

I think Ivanka is auditioning for a game show host job, the photo op of her holding a can of Goyo is the hardest she has worked in years.
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Politics aside, Goya has some great products. It’s also a good business story.