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Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 12-02-2011, 08:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,403
Posted By Joe
I watched just about every game of Sunday Night...

I watched just about every game of Sunday Night Baseball last season where he was one of the color commentators. I found his analysis to be right on the money and he wasn't afraid to call players on...
Forum: Movies, Classics to Less than Normal 12-01-2011, 04:53 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 7,828
Posted By Joe
It's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up...

It's time to put on makeup, it's time to dress up right...
I liked the two old guys in tuxes who criticized everything - good political forum mascots.
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-30-2011, 10:05 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 7,057
Posted By Joe
I answer strange numbers with a Hispanic affect...

I answer strange numbers with a Hispanic affect and say,
"No habla ingles. House-keeeeeper."
Forum: The Scuppers 11-30-2011, 04:20 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,488
Posted By Joe
Implant. Or have it pulled. That bridge will have...

Implant. Or have it pulled. That bridge will have your a_s in the chair more times than you can count.
Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 11-30-2011, 12:48 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,044
Posted By Joe
My idea of a wild night is reading my Kindle and...

My idea of a wild night is reading my Kindle and going to sleep by 10. I wouldn't misbehave because I haven't in decades. But the corporate expectation that everything is part of the job, where you...
Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 11-30-2011, 12:17 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 128,810
Posted By Joe
No way. She's built an empire - that makes her an...

No way. She's built an empire - that makes her an empress. And she's 41..Olympian hotties, they usually do not approach that kind of sustainability.
Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 11-30-2011, 12:10 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 128,810
Posted By Joe
They're don't have that hourglass figure - 5'...

They're don't have that hourglass figure - 5' 10"160 pounds, that's not your typical weight/height/body type for most hotties.
Lots of muscle. They have to keep up with the regimen because they are...
Forum: The Scuppers 11-28-2011, 03:17 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,934
Posted By Joe
Cruise ship buffet tongs. Elderly gluttons, hands...

Cruise ship buffet tongs. Elderly gluttons, hands rife with fecal matter, who bathe once a week.
Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 11-27-2011, 11:31 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,278
Posted By Joe
I just watch baseball now. $25 for MLB TV and I...

I just watch baseball now. $25 for MLB TV and I can see all the games from last season. Nobody is getting a concussion, there a fewer thugs, and I don't have to endure the sight of ten pituitary...
Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 11-27-2011, 09:04 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,372
Posted By Joe
Fans Treatment of Cliff Lee's Wife at Yankee Stadium Was Factor In Decision

I was watching a Phillies game from last season on MLB TV and the Philadelphia announcer said that the extremely rude treatment his wife and members of the Texas Rangers wives and families received...
Forum: The Scuppers 11-26-2011, 10:58 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,588
Posted By Joe
Pizza and Hostess Donettes - that's what turned...

Pizza and Hostess Donettes - that's what turned me into a fat bastid a few years back. A convection oven makes kicks ass pizza.
Forum: The Scuppers 11-26-2011, 10:54 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,178
Posted By Joe
I don't buy prepared foods. I cook food from...

I don't buy prepared foods. I cook food from scratch and I get most everything at the Wal-Mart super store which is about 35% less expensive than Dave's. I just go into Dave's now and then because...
Forum: The Scuppers 11-25-2011, 11:05 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,178
Posted By Joe
I looked it up, and you're right. But you're...

I looked it up, and you're right. But you're supposed to replace "y" with "i" in thriftiness - that's part of the problem once you get into the semantics of parsimony and penny-pinching.
Forum: The Scuppers 11-25-2011, 04:51 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 4,178
Posted By Joe
I go into the East Greenwich Dave's sometimes -...

I go into the East Greenwich Dave's sometimes - there are a lot rich people that buy dinner there every night. It's a matter of perspective and earning power. If you're a lawyer making $200 an hour,...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-25-2011, 04:43 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
My niceness has come up before. Google me some...

My niceness has come up before. Google me some time when its slow, like after the Today Show and before The View. There are several testaments from around the web, some of which I didn't forge.
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-25-2011, 09:31 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
I'm not squirting tears over it. I would just...

I'm not squirting tears over it. I would just prefer a discourse more inline with how I treat others.
Forum: Sports Talk - Title Town 11-24-2011, 09:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,044
Posted By Joe
It's sad when life becomes a corporate event...

It's sad when life becomes a corporate event where you can't even make complete jack_ss out yourself without repercussions.
Where's the vomiting? Where's the off-color jokes? Where's the fun?...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-24-2011, 04:22 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
I could bust your balls publicly, but you have to...

I could bust your balls publicly, but you have to a certain kind of personality for that. I just couldn't do that; I'm a nice guy.
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-24-2011, 11:15 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
Are you Mike Dauphin's friend that came over that...

Are you Mike Dauphin's friend that came over that night I was buying lures a few years back?
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-23-2011, 07:07 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
Her mother and father were alcoholics. Her mother...

Her mother and father were alcoholics. Her mother would pick her apart, that eyes were set too far apart, that her breasts were too small, that she was bow-legged from too much horseback riding. The...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-23-2011, 10:40 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
No, I read it in the grocery store - People...

No, I read it in the grocery store - People Magazine
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-23-2011, 06:59 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
She was always looking to someone like that, the...

She was always looking to someone like that, the photographer Eve Arnold was about ten years older than her and a close friend who photographed her several times. Arnold liked Marilyn but complained...
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-22-2011, 08:21 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
I take Jackie over Marilyn. Marilyn would pull...

I take Jackie over Marilyn. Marilyn would pull this 'little girl lost' routine on all her lovers. No thanks. Coddling a head case wears thin. I'd rather be with with a woman I could learn from.
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-22-2011, 07:09 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
Put it this way: Today show host Meredith Vieria...

Put it this way: Today show host Meredith Vieria said, in defense of Jennifer Aniston, that if Angelina Jolie stole her husband, she'd write it off as an act of God.
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 11-22-2011, 04:47 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,077
Posted By Joe
Every woman believes she's a princess, until the...

Every woman believes she's a princess, until the princess arrives.
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