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Forum: The Scuppers 11-02-2011, 09:26 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 9,594
Posted By Mad Hatter
Ugh....

She could have a kid who looks like everyone in town...
Forum: The Scuppers 10-14-2011, 01:41 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 3,373
Posted By Mad Hatter
Thumbs up Fels naptha

Is the name of the brown soap you are looking for. You'll find it in the laundry section of the supermarket. I've spent alot of time in the woods and swear by it - and you can wash the area with it...
Forum: The Scuppers 08-03-2011, 03:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,167
Posted By Mad Hatter
But can she cook?

But can she cook?
Forum: The Scuppers 06-29-2011, 12:24 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,210
Posted By Mad Hatter
Inexpensive and effective

Another vote for Themacell device. Bought two and a backup last year and patio was kept relatively skeeter-free. Size of a 1985 cell phone, battery run. Good bang for the buck.
Forum: The Scuppers 02-03-2011, 05:51 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,908
Posted By Mad Hatter
If she was a striper....

Wouldnt be no meat on her! Like riding a ten speed only you don't get to honk the horn...
Forum: The Scuppers 02-02-2011, 11:32 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,908
Posted By Mad Hatter
Thumbs up Reliable Woman of the Day

Check out Boston Bar Stool - not only is it a fun site, but you can depend on "the smokeshow of the day" for winter blahs....
Forum: The Scuppers 09-08-2010, 03:09 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 24,018
Posted By Mad Hatter
Oldie, but no arguments, please....

Barbi Benton. She so hot Hef married her!
Forum: The Scuppers 12-18-2009, 09:48 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,776
Posted By Mad Hatter
So cold it took me 20 minutes to get my wife...

So cold it took me 20 minutes to get my wife started...

So cold I saw a politician with his hand in his own pocket!
Forum: The Scuppers 12-15-2009, 12:25 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,617
Posted By Mad Hatter
Rip in the time space continuum

Rip in the time space continuum
Forum: Movies, Classics to Less than Normal 12-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 11,359
Posted By Mad Hatter
Putney Swope. Some of the best satire I can...

Putney Swope. Some of the best satire I can remember. Hilarious. Gratuitous nudity....what's not to like?
Forum: The Scuppers 11-05-2009, 03:24 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,467
Posted By Mad Hatter
Please tell me

They caught that A-Hole.....
Forum: The Scuppers 10-28-2009, 01:52 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,461
Posted By Mad Hatter
The IRS came to my house....

The IRS came to my house....
Forum: The Scuppers 10-27-2009, 09:37 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,628
Posted By Mad Hatter
Thank you. Knowing I am not alone gives me the...

Thank you. Knowing I am not alone gives me the strength to come forward and admit I have been similarly victimized. I woke up next to the beast and asked "WHO THE *@#& ARE YOU?" She replied "I don't...
Forum: The Scuppers 10-15-2009, 10:24 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,693
Posted By Mad Hatter
Uh oh....are farts lumpy?

Uh oh....are farts lumpy?
Forum: The Scuppers 10-15-2009, 10:21 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,232
Posted By Mad Hatter
Darwin award finalists....

Darwin award finalists....
Forum: The Scuppers 05-15-2009, 10:25 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,671
Posted By Mad Hatter
Aside from having a disagreeable attitude, water...

Aside from having a disagreeable attitude, water snakes also have an anti coagulant in their saliva. Bites not so bad, but yer gonna bleed for awhile...
Forum: The Scuppers 03-06-2009, 01:33 PM
Replies: 860
Views: 95,370
Posted By Mad Hatter
So I call home and my brother picks up the phone....

So I call home and my brother picks up the phone. We're making small talk when I ask about the cat. "How's Boots?" "Oh", he replies, "Boots is dead".
"WHAT?", I scream. "Yeah, mom took down the...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-15-2009, 03:44 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 3,399
Posted By Mad Hatter
It was so cold this morning it took me 20 minutes...

It was so cold this morning it took me 20 minutes to get my wife started!
Forum: The Scuppers 01-15-2009, 01:48 PM
Replies: 860
Views: 95,370
Posted By Mad Hatter
A tourist gets lost on the backroads of Vermont....

A tourist gets lost on the backroads of Vermont. He pulls up to a farmhouse to get directions, and on his way up the walk he notices a 500 lb pig in a pen in the back. Not real unusual in the north...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-14-2009, 05:03 PM
Replies: 860
Views: 95,370
Posted By Mad Hatter
Speaking of Sarah Palin, this guy is driving in...

Speaking of Sarah Palin, this guy is driving in Nome in a snow storm, when his front wheels lock and he skids off the road into a snowbank. Dazed, he walks to the nearest building, a bar, and...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-14-2009, 04:50 PM
Replies: 860
Views: 95,370
Posted By Mad Hatter
A woman walks into a pharmacy on a hot summer...

A woman walks into a pharmacy on a hot summer day. She raises champion showdogs and one has developed an ingrown hair in it's ear days before a big show. The vet tells her to get a hair remover and...
Forum: The Scuppers 01-08-2009, 04:46 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,317
Posted By Mad Hatter
Talking Is there such a thing as a fishing joke?

I mean, a good fishing joke....
Forum: Grumpy Old Pharts Board 01-07-2009, 10:15 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,238
Posted By Mad Hatter
Troubled

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; phone rings but if I...
Forum: The Scuppers 02-22-2008, 11:31 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,511
Posted By Mad Hatter
The triple 360!

Stretch of Rt 3 between 128 and first exit was absolutely treacherous this morning. Lots of accidents within 1/4 mile stretch.
Three full revolutions from the right lane before coming to rest off...
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